Athletic article - Shots fired at Uncle Puke

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“You got a bunch of us that are willing to do anything possible to create something better for this university,” Romberg said. “So, **** shoot us a scout tape, seven-on-seven video. You want our opinion? We’ll give you our opinion. I’m tired of Uncle Luke coming out and talking about how badass some 390-pound, 6-7 disgustingly overweight, 930 percent body fat, can’t move for ****, doesn’t want to run — how good he is. He’s not a Miami Hurricane. He’s not a ******* player. He’s not going to do good for our university. We don’t want him. ”

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So let me get this straight. Romberg wants a scouting video shot off to him through e mail and he will evaluate it over his morning coffee??????

Romberg if you want a full time effing job then just apply. We want coaches and scouts who are 100 % committed to the job. Not some former ex player reviewing film over beers and pizza. If this is Rombergs solution, I dont want it.

ps he is absolutely correct about Luke, get him out of here or anywhere he is.
 
“You got a bunch of us that are willing to do anything possible to create something better for this university,” Romberg said. “So, **** shoot us a scout tape, seven-on-seven video. You want our opinion? We’ll give you our opinion. I’m tired of Uncle Luke coming out and talking about how badass some 390-pound, 6-7 disgustingly overweight, 930 percent body fat, can’t move for ****, doesn’t want to run — how good he is. He’s not a Miami Hurricane. He’s not a ******* player. He’s not going to do good for our university. We don’t want him. ”

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Romberg makes a strong point.
 
So let me get this straight. Romberg wants a scouting video shot off to him through e mail and he will evaluate it over his morning coffee??????

Romberg if you want a full time effing job then just apply. We want coaches and scouts who are 100 % committed to the job. Not some former ex player reviewing film over beers and pizza. If this is Rombergs solution, I dont want it.

ps he is absolutely correct about Luke, get him out of here or anywhere he is.
I think you missed the point on the first part
 
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I wrote this yesterday and I’ll post it again:

One of the dangers of Mario coming here is Bad Boys From The Old Days thinking that #1 Grandson deserves a shot to be on the starting lineup.

The lobbying from old teammates could get chronic.
Mario isn’t studying that ****. That guy only cares about two things……W’s and L’s. That would be the least of my worries.
 
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Puke is nothing more than a washed out ex-"rapper" from a bygone era who hasn't done **** the last two decades but run his mouth against this program. Beyond that, he's basically a glorified street agent. Don't want him, don't need him. Fvck him.

Edit: And never forget: (1) this bum threatened to rat out the U to the NCAA because he wanted a bum of a backup QB starting; (2) he's got about 7 kids with 6 different women; and (3) he was allegedly arrested about 10-12 years ago for failing to pay child support. He's trash.
 
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I'm over ex players opinions, I'm definitely over Luke always race baiting and trying to get his way with the program, and over losing.

Get a competent AD and Coach and let them work. Tired of Reeds cryptic tweets, Joaquin's opinions, Melvin's criteria for new staff. For the most part these guys know little more than your educated fan. They all throw arrows as if they have answers and they either don't have or just want to get their boys a job.

*** the bullsh1t, pluck a P5 AD that has had success and get Mario(elite recruiter) or Lane(elite offensive play caller which is what is needed in today's game) and let's ride. No Highsmith as AD, No Gino as AD, and No Dorsey as HC. Get guys that are proven at the AD and Head coaching position.

Act like a freaking respectable program. Act like you belong in the room with Bama, OU, Ohio State, and Clemson.
 
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