Art Briles, on the cheap and an offensive genius and no high school coach buyout...

Fvck it let's do it:

OC: Art Briles
QB: Mike Vick (we can **** off PETA)
RB: Reggie Bush (need someone who is experienced in forfeiting wins and trophies)
WR: Terrell Pryor (you always need a good tattoo guy)
TE: Kellen Winslow Jr (always need someone with Miami ties)
OL: Sandusky (100% sure him coaching from prison is better than any coaching Butch Barry has done this year)
 
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Leavitt slapped a player and low and behold he ended up at FSU. Controversial at first but people will quickly forget if we win.
Slapping players is not as bad as condoning rapists on your squad. I wish Leavitt was on this year's staff slapping players and breaking their smart phones.
 
Sure he has a shady past but we just need him for the Xs and Os, the rest of the coaching responsibilities fall n Diaz. Broyles is coaching at a high school in east Texas. Miami fans don't give a sheitza about his past.

"Shady Past" — Dude played a part in covering up rampant sexual assault and is literally on Paterno-level for turning a blind eye, or at best, not making a big enough stink.

This guy remains so banished from the sport, SEC schools aren't even taking a chance on bringing him in as an offensive coordinator. ****, his son could barely get a gig with the name "Briles"—and FSU faithful spoke out against the hire for Kendal even being close to the scandal.

There's a reason Art Briles is coaching high school in northeast Texas and not offenses in the SEC; especially in this PC #MeToo era.

The only shot that guy has getting back into college ball is a smaller program that is under the radar, or an SEC school ready to take a lot of heat for hiring him.

Miami and it's multiple NCAA investigations over the past few decades—zero chance they'd get away with hiring him. Move on. Never gonna happen, nor should it.
 
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Briles will be back before you know it. Winners are never forgotten. Reminder that Schiano was clustered in wth the Sandusky scandal. Quietly went about his businress at OSU. Dumb a$$ Tennessee fans balked at his hire. Tennessee hired a guy just five years removed from high school and is paying dearly for it. Petrino was sitting with his d*ck in his hand for one season. Western Kentucky jumped on him. Boom, back in Louisville. He should also be considered an option, once again sitting with his d*ck in his hand. Good offensive mind with recruiting ties in FL.

"Shady Past" — Dude played a part in covering up rampant sexual assault and is literally on Paterno-level for turning a blind eye, or at best, not making a big enough stink.

This guy remains so banished from the sport, SEC schools aren't even taking a chance on bringing him in as an offensive coordinator. ****, his son could barely get a gig with the name "Briles"—and FSU faithful spoke out against the hire for Kendal even being close to the scandal.

There's a reason Art Briles is coaching high school in northeast Texas and not offenses in the SEC; especially in this PC #MeToo era.

The only shot that guy has getting back into college ball is a smaller program that is under the radar, or an SEC school ready to take a lot of heat for hiring him.

Miami and it's multiple NCAA investigations over the past few decades—zero chance they'd get away with hiring him. Move on. Never gonna happen, nor should it.
 
Baylor is a Baptist college. They, the boosters, didn't give a **** about thug recruits. They just told Briles to win. He won. They built a new facility and were happy as hogs in slop. Then the lawsuits came and Briles got tossed to the gutter. He just happens to be the poster child for coed assault. Effin hypocrites.
 
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I doubt the ACC would allow him to coach. Id be surprised if he ever coached higher than high school ever again.
Dude was garbage he wasn't his dad and Kiffing out recruited all those teams in that garbage conference. Don't think he will be capable of that with the Ole Miss brand.
 
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