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Complete bullshìt. WTF is happening to our sport? Every good hit is targeting, now the fans can't act like fans?
 
linesniper said:
I remember the run-in he had with Randy over giving him some stock advice that was proper ****.
Dude is a complete loser, not to mention downright disgusting.
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Ah yes, the infamous DORB stock lol
 
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CANE1775 said:
You HAVE to tell me that story!
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Aside from being loud and obnoxious at that specific gathering, he had a penchant for not washing his hands after using the bathroom. Apparently multiple food items had to be thrown away.

He denied it all the way.
 
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linesniper said:
This was at the tailgate right? That ****** was marked for life after that.
I remember the COH crew went to OK for a few days and rented a lakehouse.
This sweaty ******* kept the AC for the whole house on 30F the whole time.
Not to mention the fact he snuck into the kitchen in the middle of the night putting his bare fingers in the potato salad.
Oh, and the "piece de resistance" was this fat ******* sitting on his considerable *** while everyone else unpacked the boat and cleaned up.

He truly is the load his mother should've swallowed.
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Forgot about that potato salad incident lol
 
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The Franchise said:
I remember nicknaming that lying fat tub of goo Stomacchio on COH because every time he lied his stomach grew. And he lied constantly. I forgot he even existed and just assumed he dropped dead from diabetic keto acidosis.

He had two retarded twins from California who lapped up his blubber sweat. I dubbed them his Vomit Caddies because that fat fck vomited at every tailgate, and I think those two mongoloids lapped it up.
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Smokin Sebastian said:
I cant believe anyone rented a beach house with that, and proceeded to expose their family as well....
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To be fair, this was 2005. NJ hadn't quite become the habitual line-stepper that he has become infamous for being at that time - this weekend was really when he started heading in that direction...and it just all went downhill from there. He posted on COH, we planned a trip and opened it up to some folks on the board - he paid his share and showed up just like everyone else.

My first Canes game was 2005 VT, and I spent most of the tailgate w/NJ pretty much because I knew him from posting on COH. It was the first day we met, and he wasn't acting like an ******* - just drinking and tailgating like the rest of us. He was still relatively tame. It's weird - people who meet NJ even nowadays see the novelty to his antics and his personality...and how he can be fun to party with. However...like I've told several others who have said "he's not so bad"...give him time, he'll step over that line...whatever your line is, and you'll be disgusted that you ever entertained the thought of him being an acquaintance. My best advice is just to give him a (REALLY) wide berth, don't go around him. Let him act stupid on his own, don't get roped in to any of it.
 
Dan E. Dangerously said:
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Let me explain this photoshop of the Vomit Caddies a little bit - this was part of the debacle at the sandbar. Some guys had wives (mine wasn't one of them) that went into the woods to use the bathroom while we were out there for several hours. One of them came back and let us know that either one of or both of the twins were following them out into the woods while they went to the restroom...watching them while they were trying to relieve themselves... thus the binoculars in the pic above. They're some slimy dudes too.
 
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