Anyone have new summer weight room numbers?

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Everybody is power-cleaning 700 lbs, benching 1200 lbs, and squatting 7500 lbs.

Everyone has put on 60 lbs of muscle, and shaved 0.2 seconds of their 40. All the players "crushed" the off-season conditioning test. "Crushed it," bro.

All of the cancerous players are gone, and the pall of ShapiroGate is finally behind us.

This is a more cohesive team that polices itself. All the players eat, sleep, drink, workout, and go to the movies together. Everyone lives in the film room without being prodded by the coaches (who have all worked their tails off trying to get things fixed).


We're right on schedule to compete for the Coastal in 2018.
 
Everybody is power-cleaning 700 lbs, benching 1200 lbs, and squatting 7500 lbs.

Everyone has put on 60 lbs of muscle, and shaved 0.2 seconds of their 40. All the players "crushed" the off-season conditioning test. "Crushed it," bro.

All of the cancerous players are gone, and the pall of ShapiroGate is finally behind us.

This is a more cohesive team that polices itself. All the players eat, sleep, drink, workout, and go to the movies together. Everyone lives in the film room without being prodded by the coaches (who have all worked their tails off trying to get things fixed).


We're right on schedule to compete for the Coastal in 2018.

**** beat me to it
 
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