I hope u meet a woman who cuts off one of ur locs & use it to perform voodoo on u.
I hope u get stuck in traffic, needing to get home to take a ****, & the cars in front show u no mercy.
I hope u need gas on ur way to work & it stops on u 8 miles from the nearest gas station & AAA stays busy on the other side.
I hope u get an ingrown toe nail that makes ur feet smell.
I hope u take a shower & the hot water runs out in the winter, & ur nut shrivel into ur stomach.
I hope u go to Little Cesars Pizza & they give u a Hot & Ready pizza that’s cold & steady.