All I can think about is this game!

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I can't work. My boss is sympathetic but about to fire me...
It's all I talk about
My wife now hates me
My friends avoid me...
Thank god my dog still loves me
I can't sleep
The only cure is to beat Clemson and beat them bad!
To Canes players: Give up your bodies and play like its the ACC championship! Be everywhere...No prisoners!
 
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I can't work. My boss is sympathetic but about to fire me...
It's all I talk about
My wife now hates me
My friends avoid me...
Thank god my dog still loves me
I can't sleep
The only cure is to beat Clemson and beat them bad!
To Canes players: Give up your bodies and play like its the ACC championship! Be everywhere...No prisoners!

This right here is why dog is man’s best friend.
 
I can't work. My boss is sympathetic but about to fire me...
It's all I talk about
My wife now hates me
My friends avoid me...
Thank god my dog still loves me
I can't sleep
The only cure is to beat Clemson and beat them bad!
To Canes players: Give up your bodies and play like its the ACC championship! Be everywhere...No prisoners!

This right here is why dog is man’s best friend.

Dude needs one of these
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I can't work. My boss is sympathetic but about to fire me...
It's all I talk about
My wife now hates me
My friends avoid me...
Thank god my dog still loves me
I can't sleep
The only cure is to beat Clemson and beat them bad!
To Canes players: Give up your bodies and play like its the ACC championship! Be everywhere...No prisoners!

Yep, my gf hates me... and im only 21, too bad she's making the 11 hour drive with me this Saturday lol
 
After 23 years of marriage, my wife understands that it's only 13 Saturdays a year. Hopefully this year it's 15.
 
I've been pretty useless at work this week.

I've been pretty useless all season long.

My girlfriend must've uttered the phrase "are you on those message boards AGAIN?!" appx 1 bazillion times in the past 2 months.
 
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I've been pretty useless at work this week.

I've been pretty useless all season long.

My girlfriend must've uttered the phrase "are you on those message boards AGAIN?!" appx 1 bazillion times in the past 2 months.

Tell her you're working. You're either replying to work e-mails or doing some important research. That's what I do. Works with the wife so long as she can't actually see what I am doing.
 
This is my wife...she says she's not giving my dog back..dog is happy
 

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My wife threw me a surprise party to celebrate a promotion. When i pulled into my neighborhood, I saw some of the cars of people that I knew parked at a few homes around the block. My first thought prior to walking into my house was my wife is staging an intervention about my obsession with The U.
 
well...my wife left me this week and took the dog..this is my new girlfriend
 

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i keep getting the "it's just football" response from my girlfriend

she likes me a lot more when we're up big though so she's rooting for a miami win
 
Yeah I've been pretty worthless at work too.

All I want to do is finish watching the "Coaches Film Room" of the Bama / Clemson game because it's the only All-22 video I could find of Clemson. I don't know how applicable it is to this year's Clemson team but hey, it's something.
 
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