Alabama LB involved in DUI accident...

[TexasCane90]

I’m sure Saban will be having him run some “tough” bleachers with zero time missed

 

[Canenable]

Saban will probably just fine him $10,000, slap on the wrist for a Bama player.

 

[Cane6]

Tuscaloosa officials have since updated their findings with TPD Police Chief saying “After further investigation, we’ve identified it was actually the car itself and not the individual driving that was over that legally approved BAC limit.”

My money is on them claiming it was a self driving Tesla and somehow charges getting dropped

even though it wasn’t a Tesla

 

[LoungeLord]

Hope everyone is safe and not hurt.

Other than that, **** the kid. Drinking and driving, complete ****head.

You really had to preface your statement with that gobly ****?

 

[UMFarArcher]

Wow. DUI.

He'll be suspended from the pre-game speech for sure!

 

[Damiencane86]

Nowhere near the 2 deep. After that episode, you will find him deep in the cellar of coach Saban's dog house.

My point though is severe internal discipline, like being kicked off the team or yearly suspension, is highly unlikely.

 

[Kempo Cane]

Probably a cop looking for a job in Tuscaloosa today.

 

[YUMU]

nothing to see.

but question remains….

is the car from one of little Satan‘s dealers?

 

[Bender]

You really had to preface your statement with that gobly ****?

yes, i am german, i am allowed to do that

 

[JD08]

You really had to preface your statement with that gobly ****?

You really had to contribute your statement at all?

 

[P-Tizzle]

guys, we just let back on the team a dude who assaulted his pregnant gf.

 

[ThomasM]

My money is on them claiming it was a self driving Tesla and somehow charges getting dropped

even though it wasn’t a Tesla

It identified as a Tesla at the time of the accident.

 

[Go Canes!!]

You really had to preface your statement with that gobly ****?

Why don’t you provide us with a list of acceptable things to say.

 

[Empirical Cane]

If he is a starter he might be forced to sit out the opening kickoff.

They wont allow him to run the tunnel.
He'll learn his lesson.

Let's move on.

 

[ThomasM]

They wont allow him to run the tunnel.
He'll learn his lesson.

Let's move on.

He can run it, they just won't let him drive it.

 

[Unsider]

Waiting for Saban to break out into his “Second chances” rant.

 

[gogeta4]

guys, we just let back on the team a dude who assaulted his pregnant gf.

But was he drunk though?

 

[TheMatador]

Hope his very nice car is ok

Does his contract include repairs and body work? Or is it in the free replacement period under the special 10-year, 500 thousand mile warranty available only to Bama athletes, or his first NFL contract, whichever comes first?

 

[BS85]

Those cops are probably in deep ****

 

[TheMatador]

guys, we just let back on the team a dude who assaulted his pregnant gf.

Hard to do much to him if the girlfriend recants and the prosecutors have to drop the case.

So, we throw him out of school based on what?

He is lawyered up--does the lawyer sue UM for dropping over an allegation that did not happen to another student and that the school can't prove?

There might be something there...and I suspect there is...but I see the university's hands as more or less tied.