AL Golden Audio Interview with Larry Bluestein (5-12-15)

[Ibis Wingz]

His voice is so soothing

He has better hair than Coach Al. I say that in a heterosexual way, of course.

 

[Billy D Williams]

This is an Al Golden team. It's full of head nodders and we guys who don't spend their day staring at the clock.

Like ibiswingz so artfully stated, we lost talent for sure, but talent pulling in the opposite direction kills teams. Bunch of dudes with briefcases in that locker room last year. This year, the briefcases are gone and have been replaced with lunch pails and hard hats.

I wouldn't be surprised at all if we shocked the world and made it to the playoff this year.

P. S. Al killed it in that interview.

Psssst my friend! Let me let you in on just a little secret. Coaches aren't measured by interviews. You too cannot make excuses like splitting atoms in locker room. It's the 6-7, below .500, zip in bowl games, never against a top 20 teams and O for against FSU etc. You know tangible things that can actually be measured. FYI, that's why they keep score. If the other teams score more than you you lose! Intangible things like supposed locker room divisions only further indicate a coaches inabilities as a well rounded coach. They are not valid excuses for not achieving the tangible things like won vs loss record.

 

[Ibis Wingz]

This is an Al Golden team. It's full of head nodders and we guys who don't spend their day staring at the clock.

Like ibiswingz so artfully stated, we lost talent for sure, but talent pulling in the opposite direction kills teams. Bunch of dudes with briefcases in that locker room last year. This year, the briefcases are gone and have been replaced with lunch pails and hard hats.

I wouldn't be surprised at all if we shocked the world and made it to the playoff this year.

P. S. Al killed it in that interview.

Psssst my friend! Let me let you in on just a little secret. Coaches aren't measured by interviews. You too cannot make excuses like splitting atoms in locker room. It's the 6-7, below .500, zip in bowl games, never against a top 20 teams and O for against FSU etc. You know tangible things that can actually be measured. FYI, that's why they keep score. If the other teams score more than you you lose! Intangible things like supposed locker room divisions only further indicate a coaches inabilities as a well rounded coach. They are not valid excuses for not achieving the tangible things like won vs loss record.

Coach put the players in the position to make plays and win games. It's not his fault if players fumble and drop the ball and miss tackles. We would have had at least 5 more wins last year if the players did their jobs.

 

[Rellyrell]

Great interview! Golden just gets it! SWAG16 will be the beginning of something special at UM!

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@ Ibis Wingz: Either Golden won't be here to see it or he will be here to watch swag 16 implode like all the other classes...book it.

 

[caneaddict]

sounded like Blu was interviewing the Director of Marketing for Athletics

 

[nycane]

Great interview! Golden just gets it! SWAG16 will be the beginning of something special at UM!

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@ Ibis Wingz: Either Golden won't be here to see it or he will be here to watch swag 16 implode like all the other classes...book it.

true statement. those kids are staying around because they think he is getting fired. i have said this numerous times. half of them think because of social media they will be playing for Butch

 

[Cane Dynasty]

This is an Al Golden team. It's full of head nodders and we guys who don't spend their day staring at the clock.

Like ibiswingz so artfully stated, we lost talent for sure, but talent pulling in the opposite direction kills teams. Bunch of dudes with briefcases in that locker room last year. This year, the briefcases are gone and have been replaced with lunch pails and hard hats.

I wouldn't be surprised at all if we shocked the world and made it to the playoff this year.

P. S. Al killed it in that interview.

And coal shovels!

 

[Bigtip]

Thanks, Danny

 

[Bigtip]

His voice is so soothing

this photo makes me uncomfortable

 

[Cane Dynasty]

His voice is so soothing

this photo makes me uncomfortable

I'd give anything to see the whole picture.

Strictly hetero.

 

[Cribby]

I'd rather listen to a car door slamming on my nut sack

 

[Gatorhater]

Golden will have to win the whole ****ing thing to win me back and that's just not going to happen this season.

Then he is going to win you back this season, friend. We lost some great players who happened to be locker room lawyers and metastases. Just watch to see how Coach Al works his magic with this team and brings them together as a TEAM. #Strongertogether

This is an Al Golden team. It's full of head nodders and we guys who don't spend their day staring at the clock.

Like ibiswingz so artfully stated, we lost talent for sure, but talent pulling in the opposite direction kills teams. Bunch of dudes with briefcases in that locker room last year. This year, the briefcases are gone and have been replaced with lunch pails and hard hats.

I wouldn't be surprised at all if we shocked the world and made it to the playoff this year.

P. S. Al killed it in that interview.

You two are meant for each other. These locker room cancers that Golden mentions happens to be the players that he recruited. We'll be hearing the same things about McCord, Howard, Bush, etc.. this time next year when we post another 6-7 win season and that the 2017 class will save UM.

You forgot the part where he blames the fan for the 2016 class falling apart because he doesn't get fired. If there was cancer in the locker room, Al was the center of it. He started throwing players under the bus in year 2 to defend Mark after the KSU game. Back in Nam, leaders like Al got a special goodbye gift in their huts. That is who he reminds me of, fresh in country for a whole 3 days with a thick book full of self-glorified answers. It shames me to have ever supported him. I wouldn't follow him in to strip club if he was tossing C notes into the air.

 

[Ibis Wingz]

Golden will have to win the whole ****ing thing to win me back and that's just not going to happen this season.

Then he is going to win you back this season, friend. We lost some great players who happened to be locker room lawyers and metastases. Just watch to see how Coach Al works his magic with this team and brings them together as a TEAM. #Strongertogether

This is an Al Golden team. It's full of head nodders and we guys who don't spend their day staring at the clock.

Like ibiswingz so artfully stated, we lost talent for sure, but talent pulling in the opposite direction kills teams. Bunch of dudes with briefcases in that locker room last year. This year, the briefcases are gone and have been replaced with lunch pails and hard hats.

I wouldn't be surprised at all if we shocked the world and made it to the playoff this year.

P. S. Al killed it in that interview.

You two are meant for each other. These locker room cancers that Golden mentions happens to be the players that he recruited. We'll be hearing the same things about McCord, Howard, Bush, etc.. this time next year when we post another 6-7 win season and that the 2017 class will save UM.

You forgot the part where he blames the fan for the 2016 class falling apart because he doesn't get fired. If there was cancer in the locker room, Al was the center of it. He started throwing players under the bus in year 2 to defend Mark after the KSU game. Back in Nam, leaders like Al got a special goodbye gift in their huts. That is who he reminds me of, fresh in country for a whole 3 days with a thick book full of self-glorified answers. It shames me to have ever supported him. I wouldn't follow him in to strip club if he was tossing C notes into the air.

Your post highlights one of the differences between you and me, friend. I wouldn't follow any man into a strip club out of respect for my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, and my wife, Ethel. Perhaps you should go to your local pastor and discuss your troubles with him. Many a good man like yourself has lost his way on this journey called life, and found redemption when embracing Jesus Christ.

 

[Port Knox]

Golden will have to win the whole ****ing thing to win me back and that's just not going to happen this season.

Then he is going to win you back this season, friend. We lost some great players who happened to be locker room lawyers and metastases. Just watch to see how Coach Al works his magic with this team and brings them together as a TEAM. #Strongertogether

This is an Al Golden team. It's full of head nodders and we guys who don't spend their day staring at the clock.

Like ibiswingz so artfully stated, we lost talent for sure, but talent pulling in the opposite direction kills teams. Bunch of dudes with briefcases in that locker room last year. This year, the briefcases are gone and have been replaced with lunch pails and hard hats.

I wouldn't be surprised at all if we shocked the world and made it to the playoff this year.

P. S. Al killed it in that interview.

You two are meant for each other. These locker room cancers that Golden mentions happens to be the players that he recruited. We'll be hearing the same things about McCord, Howard, Bush, etc.. this time next year when we post another 6-7 win season and that the 2017 class will save UM.

You forgot the part where he blames the fan for the 2016 class falling apart because he doesn't get fired. If there was cancer in the locker room, Al was the center of it. He started throwing players under the bus in year 2 to defend Mark after the KSU game. Back in Nam, leaders like Al got a special goodbye gift in their huts. That is who he reminds me of, fresh in country for a whole 3 days with a thick book full of self-glorified answers. It shames me to have ever supported him. I wouldn't follow him in to strip club if he was tossing C notes into the air.

Your post highlights one of the differences between you and me, friend. I wouldn't follow any man into a strip club out of respect for my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, and my wife, Ethel. Perhaps you should go to your local pastor and discuss your troubles with him. Many a good man like yourself has lost his way on this journey called life, and found redemption when embracing Jesus Christ.

:ibis-roflmao-sm4:

 

[The Franchise]

His voice is so soothing

I see some freckles on his skin. I'd like to examine his genitalia for him in a heterosexual manner to see if there are any signs of cancerous or pre-cancerous growths. Sometimes, it's tough for a man to see and properly examine certain areas of his own genitalia closely enough to see early troubled spots.

 

[gfer1988]

His voice is so soothing

I see some freckles on his skin. I'd like to examine his genitalia for him in a heterosexual manner to see if there are any signs of cancerous or pre-cancerous growths. Sometimes, it's tough for a man to see and properly examine certain areas of his own genitalia closely enough to see early troubled spots.

i'm sure he would appreciate that. very gracious of you to do.

 

[The Franchise]

Golden will have to win the whole ****ing thing to win me back and that's just not going to happen this season.

Then he is going to win you back this season, friend. We lost some great players who happened to be locker room lawyers and metastases. Just watch to see how Coach Al works his magic with this team and brings them together as a TEAM. #Strongertogether

This is an Al Golden team. It's full of head nodders and we guys who don't spend their day staring at the clock.

Like ibiswingz so artfully stated, we lost talent for sure, but talent pulling in the opposite direction kills teams. Bunch of dudes with briefcases in that locker room last year. This year, the briefcases are gone and have been replaced with lunch pails and hard hats.

I wouldn't be surprised at all if we shocked the world and made it to the playoff this year.

P. S. Al killed it in that interview.

You two are meant for each other. These locker room cancers that Golden mentions happens to be the players that he recruited. We'll be hearing the same things about McCord, Howard, Bush, etc.. this time next year when we post another 6-7 win season and that the 2017 class will save UM.

You forgot the part where he blames the fan for the 2016 class falling apart because he doesn't get fired. If there was cancer in the locker room, Al was the center of it. He started throwing players under the bus in year 2 to defend Mark after the KSU game. Back in Nam, leaders like Al got a special goodbye gift in their huts. That is who he reminds me of, fresh in country for a whole 3 days with a thick book full of self-glorified answers. It shames me to have ever supported him. I wouldn't follow him in to strip club if he was tossing C notes into the air.

Your post highlights one of the differences between you and me, friend. I wouldn't follow any man into a strip club out of respect for my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, and my wife, Ethel. Perhaps you should go to your local pastor and discuss your troubles with him. Many a good man like yourself has lost his way on this journey called life, and found redemption when embracing Jesus Christ.

Inspiring words, dear friend. Hopefully, this wayward soul and friend of ours will heed your words and develop a loving relationship with Jesus Christ. I see the offseason as the season for healing. This lost soul seems full of hate and depravity with his talk of ambushing Coach Golden in a seedy hut and the filth of strip clubs.

 

[The Franchise]

His voice is so soothing

I see some freckles on his skin. I'd like to examine his genitalia for him in a heterosexual manner to see if there are any signs of cancerous or pre-cancerous growths. Sometimes, it's tough for a man to see and properly examine certain areas of his own genitalia closely enough to see early troubled spots.

i'm sure he would appreciate that. very gracious of you to do.

Early detection is the key. If I can save one man's life by manipulating his genitalia in a heterosexual manner, then I've succeeded.

 

[Ibis Wingz]

His voice is so soothing

I see some freckles on his skin. I'd like to examine his genitalia for him in a heterosexual manner to see if there are any signs of cancerous or pre-cancerous growths. Sometimes, it's tough for a man to see and properly examine certain areas of his own genitalia closely enough to see early troubled spots.

i'm sure he would appreciate that. very gracious of you to do.

Early detection is the key. If I can save one man's life by manipulating his genitalia in a heterosexual manner, then I've succeeded.

A true humanitarian you are.

 

[GoldenOfrio Sucks]

Golden will have to win the whole ****ing thing to win me back and that's just not going to happen this season.

Then he is going to win you back this season, friend. We lost some great players who happened to be locker room lawyers and metastases. Just watch to see how Coach Al works his magic with this team and brings them together as a TEAM. #Strongertogether

This is an Al Golden team. It's full of head nodders and we guys who don't spend their day staring at the clock.

Like ibiswingz so artfully stated, we lost talent for sure, but talent pulling in the opposite direction kills teams. Bunch of dudes with briefcases in that locker room last year. This year, the briefcases are gone and have been replaced with lunch pails and hard hats.

I wouldn't be surprised at all if we shocked the world and made it to the playoff this year.

P. S. Al killed it in that interview.

You two are meant for each other. These locker room cancers that Golden mentions happens to be the players that he recruited. We'll be hearing the same things about McCord, Howard, Bush, etc.. this time next year when we post another 6-7 win season and that the 2017 class will save UM.

You forgot the part where he blames the fan for the 2016 class falling apart because he doesn't get fired. If there was cancer in the locker room, Al was the center of it. He started throwing players under the bus in year 2 to defend Mark after the KSU game. Back in Nam, leaders like Al got a special goodbye gift in their huts. That is who he reminds me of, fresh in country for a whole 3 days with a thick book full of self-glorified answers. It shames me to have ever supported him. I wouldn't follow him in to strip club if he was tossing C notes into the air.

Your post highlights one of the differences between you and me, friend. I wouldn't follow any man into a strip club out of respect for my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, and my wife, Ethel. Perhaps you should go to your local pastor and discuss your troubles with him. Many a good man like yourself has lost his way on this journey called life, and found redemption when embracing Jesus Christ.

STFU Al. No one here gives a **** what you think fat ***.