After complete thought, and the uhh..a National Search..

Madden experience?
If you have any, it would be a step up from the Shichtshow
 
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Let me coach DL. Penetration is my specialty. Full blown alpha Male heterosexual style. /DUDES
 
Much appreciated. I'm very good at multi-tasking so I could very well do both ST and the hydration specialist simultaneously. This would also be a great cost savings since the budget is probably pretty tight.

I’ve made an executive decision that 95% of budget will go for booze for staff and BBQ for staff and players, current and former.
 
I would like to apply for head of player development. My experience since 2014 is mostly NFL focused. I specialize in quarterback and offensive player development. Once such QB led his team to 9 consecutive Superbowls, before retiring prematurely as due to a career ending case of SOD (Scratch on Disk).

My recruiting in the NCAA prior to then led to a prominent SFL area school winning multiple consecutive NCAA championships, and churning out Heisman winner after Heisman winner.

I look forward to hearing back from you.
 
I like to throw my hat in for OL coach.
Don’t know anything about coaching the OL but I am overweight and lazy.
Also if I get the gig I’m not planning on showing up all that much.
 
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Can my cuz be the SC coach?...
... he is great at smoking a blunt and watching from outside the window...
 
I'd like to throw my iron in the fire to be the next OC of the University of Miami.

Never called plays before.
Never even called my wife back just now.
Never called anything.

I drink alot, and so Coach E would've loved me.

Where do I apply?
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