After complete thought, and the uhh..a National Search..

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I'd like to throw my iron in the fire to be the next OC of the University of Miami.

Never called plays before.
Never even called my wife back just now.
Never called anything.

I drink alot, and so Coach E would've loved me.

Where do I apply?

Dom whoever you can kiss my left *** cheek with that neg....feel me?
 
I'd like to throw my iron in the fire to be the next OC of the University of Miami.

Never called plays before.
Never even called my wife back just now.
Never called anything.

I drink alot, and so Coach E would've loved me.

Where do I apply?
We're prepared to offer you the co-OC position along with Lil Johnny Rickets. Flip a coin to decide who coordinates pass game/run game. You seem plenty qualified. You can even bring a family member on staff if you'd like. We'll find him a spot and move him up the ladder. Thanks for your interest.
 
I'd like to throw my iron in the fire to be the next OC of the University of Miami.

Never called plays before.
Never even called my wife back just now.
Never called anything.

I drink alot, and so Coach E would've loved me.

Where do I apply?

It’s possible that you’re overqualified.
 
I'd like to throw my iron in the fire to be the next OC of the University of Miami.

Never called plays before.
Never even called my wife back just now.
Never called anything.

I drink alot, and so Coach E would've loved me.

Where do I apply?

If I get the HC job, you’re in.
 
Can I be your QB coach? I also have no experience.
 
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Youre the lead candidate for my ST Coach... For perspective, Candidate NO. 2 is amazing.

Staff is filling out nicely. DC is going to be touchy. Do we go with some how got fired from previous high profile post or someone with his fat head stuck up his fat rear? We might need some deliberation of that one.
 
Staff is filling out nicely. DC is going to be touchy. Do we go with some how got fired from previous high profile post or someone with his fat head stuck up his fat rear? We might need some deliberation of that one.

This is Miami. Deliberation is what we do.
 
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Youre the lead candidate for my ST Coach... For perspective, Candidate NO. 2 is amazing.
Much appreciated. I'm very good at multi-tasking so I could very well do both ST and the hydration specialist simultaneously. This would also be a great cost savings since the budget is probably pretty tight.
 
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