"A Variety of Things"

Kirijax

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OK, so according to James, Golden will be doing "a variety of things to make the football program better. Let's keep track of these "things".

1. All expenses paid trip to Dallas
2. Bringing further attention to playing daytime games
3. Investing in new meteorology equipment to keep track on the "cloud"
4. Use more EMP items to block the cameras of raising canes
5. Keeping the entire staff intact to build stronger relationships.
6. Extra anchovies on the pizzas.
7. ***** SoFla recruiting and instead focus on New Jersey
8. Shifting the blame towards the fans snd away from the coaching staff
9. Banning official stats like tfl, sacks, and interceptions from public because only total defense matters.
10. More dodge ball
11. Acquiring spanx undershirt for DC.
12. Not practicing for weeks at a time.
13. MOAR Disco workouts
14. More action, less BS
15. Less agendas
16. Anger Management courses to help get that aggression down.
17. Sales training for coaching staff with first lesson being how to get into arguments with recruits parents during visits
18. Moar Throwing Players under the Bus
19.
20.

Ya see? Let it never be said that Golden isn't doing anything. :hh9BEeLFGEOeZUWG.jp
 
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in addition to working their tails off, they will now also be working their butts off.
 
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Keeping the entire staff intact to build stronger relationships.
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Banning official stats like tfl, sacks, and interceptions from public because only total defense matters.
 
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Don't leave out more pattacake with our defensive linemens slap boxing with the other teams **** shame lol
 
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