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Let me ask you, what makes a true Cane, a Cane? Ask this question to 1000 Canes fans and you will probably get 1000 different variations of the same answer; and I'm fine with that because it's a Canes thang, and if you are not one of us, YOU WANT UNDERSTAND.
You, my friends, are true Canes. You all are not a watered down version, hop on the bandwagon, sport my hat when we are winning type of Cane, You're more like a I am going to commit to what the rest of the college football world looks at like a dumpster fire and takes as a complete joke because I dont give a *** what they think, type of Cane.
Not only did you commit to the worst coaching staff in Miami history, you did it while we were on probation. That's loyalty to The U at its finest. ****, I know fat people that will turn their back on a buffet because the food is not as fresh! Much respect for ignoring the negative chatter by recruiters, friends, and probably family members as well.
Like my kids, I don't love one of you more than the other one. However, my cutest kid gets to ride to the store/mall with daddy more than the other two (I think I am kidding. ****, I just realized that I am not.). To six of you seniors, consider this a ride to the store with Daddy.
Braxton, you went from the little engine that could, to the jet engine that did. Despite being misused, underused, sometimes pushed aside, you stuck with it my man. You didn't transfer like a little Bytch(*** you Nick Tender, I meant Linder)! Now, you are the heart and sole of our offense, and you have a deeper understanding of history of The U, than any player that I have seen in quite some time, maybe ever. From turning an upside down U back to its beautiful form, to trotting off the field in figurative handcuffs, you my friend, are what being a CANE is all about. Salute!!! As much a I hate the ***** New England Patriots, I am going to celebrate every time you convert a third and long for them during your NFL career.
Herndon, my god, you are a beast. Like Braxton, you waited patiently for your time to shine. Being buried in the depth chart behind Walford and Njoku, you had every reason to sulk, complain, of give transferring a thought or two. However, the coaches constantly praised you for being one of the hardest workers on the team, even when you were a third stringer. Now your draft stock is rising in each passing week.
Darling/McDermott, I loved you, then I hated you, only to love you even more. Our relationship has been as complicated as the lead character on a Showtime series (pick any show). Through it all, we went through to much pain and suffering to let someone else come in and reap the benefits that were are now starting to enjoy. Started from the bottom, now we here!
Chad, when NFL scouts turn on the film from your senior year, their diks are going to grow a few inches. ****, what a ride it's been for you, my man! You were the most herald recruit in this class and because you were not a world class All American your freshman year, some fans turned their back on you, even going as far to call you lazy and unmotivated. They questioned your focus, because God forbid, you can actually get your Beethoven on, while simultaneously chase QB's like they stole your Grammy award. Good luck to you on both the field and in the studio. My gut tells me you will be doing both for a very long time, friend.
Last, but the cutest all, Toolbox (Trent Harris, for all you bandwagon bytches/trolls), you embody what it means to be a CANE. Your not the biggest, the strongest, nor the fastest, but all you do is make Play after ***** Play. You have that dog in you that can't be taught. Quick question: How the *** did you manage to shine in a Dorito ran Wefense? I honestly, don't even know how to feel about that ****! Nevertheless, you are doing the same thing in a real defense under El Jefe. That tells me that regardless of the system, you will find a way to eat! You are a coaches dream and to us real fans, a true blessing in disguise. If my daughter was 19 years old, you could elope with her, if it wasn't considered incest, Son!
Daddy does not say this often, but I am proud of you and I love you. Now get the *** out of my room, I only have two hours left to get drunk for this Noon game!
You, my friends, are true Canes. You all are not a watered down version, hop on the bandwagon, sport my hat when we are winning type of Cane, You're more like a I am going to commit to what the rest of the college football world looks at like a dumpster fire and takes as a complete joke because I dont give a *** what they think, type of Cane.
Not only did you commit to the worst coaching staff in Miami history, you did it while we were on probation. That's loyalty to The U at its finest. ****, I know fat people that will turn their back on a buffet because the food is not as fresh! Much respect for ignoring the negative chatter by recruiters, friends, and probably family members as well.
Like my kids, I don't love one of you more than the other one. However, my cutest kid gets to ride to the store/mall with daddy more than the other two (I think I am kidding. ****, I just realized that I am not.). To six of you seniors, consider this a ride to the store with Daddy.
Braxton, you went from the little engine that could, to the jet engine that did. Despite being misused, underused, sometimes pushed aside, you stuck with it my man. You didn't transfer like a little Bytch(*** you Nick Tender, I meant Linder)! Now, you are the heart and sole of our offense, and you have a deeper understanding of history of The U, than any player that I have seen in quite some time, maybe ever. From turning an upside down U back to its beautiful form, to trotting off the field in figurative handcuffs, you my friend, are what being a CANE is all about. Salute!!! As much a I hate the ***** New England Patriots, I am going to celebrate every time you convert a third and long for them during your NFL career.
Herndon, my god, you are a beast. Like Braxton, you waited patiently for your time to shine. Being buried in the depth chart behind Walford and Njoku, you had every reason to sulk, complain, of give transferring a thought or two. However, the coaches constantly praised you for being one of the hardest workers on the team, even when you were a third stringer. Now your draft stock is rising in each passing week.
Darling/McDermott, I loved you, then I hated you, only to love you even more. Our relationship has been as complicated as the lead character on a Showtime series (pick any show). Through it all, we went through to much pain and suffering to let someone else come in and reap the benefits that were are now starting to enjoy. Started from the bottom, now we here!
Chad, when NFL scouts turn on the film from your senior year, their diks are going to grow a few inches. ****, what a ride it's been for you, my man! You were the most herald recruit in this class and because you were not a world class All American your freshman year, some fans turned their back on you, even going as far to call you lazy and unmotivated. They questioned your focus, because God forbid, you can actually get your Beethoven on, while simultaneously chase QB's like they stole your Grammy award. Good luck to you on both the field and in the studio. My gut tells me you will be doing both for a very long time, friend.
Last, but the cutest all, Toolbox (Trent Harris, for all you bandwagon bytches/trolls), you embody what it means to be a CANE. Your not the biggest, the strongest, nor the fastest, but all you do is make Play after ***** Play. You have that dog in you that can't be taught. Quick question: How the *** did you manage to shine in a Dorito ran Wefense? I honestly, don't even know how to feel about that ****! Nevertheless, you are doing the same thing in a real defense under El Jefe. That tells me that regardless of the system, you will find a way to eat! You are a coaches dream and to us real fans, a true blessing in disguise. If my daughter was 19 years old, you could elope with her, if it wasn't considered incest, Son!
Daddy does not say this often, but I am proud of you and I love you. Now get the *** out of my room, I only have two hours left to get drunk for this Noon game!
