A Classic Christmas Song!!

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Found this in my email from a club known as; “It’s a Canes Thing-You Wouldn’t Understand!”

Dashing through the Pinstripe Bowl snow
In a Mark Richt led sixty-horse open sleigh
Down the field we go
Laughing all the way
Footballs on N’Kosi’s fingers zing'
Making Canes spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing
In a Mark Richt led touchdown machine beginning at 5:15 pm that snowy night!
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way.

Oh! what fun it is to ride
In a Mark Richt led touchdown machine beginning at 5:15 pm that snowy night!
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way;
Oh! what fun it is to ride
In a Mark Richt led touchdown machine beginning at 5:15 pm that snowy night!
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way.

A year or two ago
The Herd began to cry
And, with no lie detector by their side,
They soon began to falsely testify
The Herd was lost and snide
Misfortune seemed their meme
They got trapped in a fairy-tale scheme
And then cried, and cried, and cried…
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way.

A day or two ago,
This story I must tell
The Herd went out on the snow,
And on their well-padded backsides they fell;
Mark Richt was riding by
On the shoulders of a touchdown sleigh he conceived,
He chuckled as they tried to crawl away and hide,
But he quickly sped away, loudly laughing all the way.
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way.

Now the ground is white
Go it while you're young,
Celebrate the real Canes fans
and sing this sleighing song every night.
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way.

Just get a bob-tailed running back and physical offensive line
Four point one as his forty speed, mean, quick and strong as their creed
Hitch them to Mark Richt’s offense
And crack! You'll always take the lead.
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way.

Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way.
Oh! What fun it is to ride
In a Mark Richt led touchdown machine beginning at 5:15 pm that snowy night!
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way.
Oh! what fun it is to ride
In a Mark Richt led touchdown machine beginning at 5:15 pm that snowy night!

Merry Christmas, and a good Pinstripe Bowl night to all!
 
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Found this in my email from a club known as; “It’s a Canes Thing-You Wouldn’t Understand!”

Dashing through the Pinstripe Bowl snow
In a Mark Richt led sixty-horse open sleigh
Down the field we go
Laughing all the way
Footballs on N’Kosi’s fingers zing'
Making Canes spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing
In a Mark Richt led touchdown machine beginning at 5:15 pm that snowy night!
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way.

Oh! what fun it is to ride
In a Mark Richt led touchdown machine beginning at 5:15 pm that snowy night!
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way;
Oh! what fun it is to ride
In a Mark Richt led touchdown machine beginning at 5:15 pm that snowy night!
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way.

A year or two ago
The Herd began to cry
And, with no lie detector by their side,
They soon began to falsely testify
The Herd was lost and snide
Misfortune seemed their meme
They got trapped in a fairy-tale scheme
And then cried, and cried, and cried…
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way.

A day or two ago,
This story I must tell
The Herd went out on the snow,
And on their well-padded backsides they fell;
Mark Richt was riding by
On the shoulders of a touchdown sleigh he conceived,
He chuckled as they tried to crawl away and hide,
But he quickly sped away, loudly laughing all the way.
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way.

Now the ground is white
Go it while you're young,
Celebrate the real Canes fans
and sing this sleighing song every night.
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way.

Just get a bob-tailed running back and physical offensive line
Four point one as his forty speed, mean, quick and strong as their creed
Hitch them to Mark Richt’s offense
And crack! You'll always take the lead.
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way.

Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way.
Oh! What fun it is to ride
In a Mark Richt led touchdown machine beginning at 5:15 pm that snowy night!
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way.
Oh! what fun it is to ride
In a Mark Richt led touchdown machine beginning at 5:15 pm that snowy night!

Merry Christmas, and a good Pinstripe Bowl night to all!
Brilliant!!!
 
Found this in my email from a club known as; “It’s a Canes Thing-You Wouldn’t Understand!”

Dashing through the Pinstripe Bowl snow
In a Mark Richt led sixty-horse open sleigh
Down the field we go
Laughing all the way
Footballs on N’Kosi’s fingers zing'
Making Canes spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing
In a Mark Richt led touchdown machine beginning at 5:15 pm that snowy night!
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way.

Oh! what fun it is to ride
In a Mark Richt led touchdown machine beginning at 5:15 pm that snowy night!
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way;
Oh! what fun it is to ride
In a Mark Richt led touchdown machine beginning at 5:15 pm that snowy night!
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way.

A year or two ago
The Herd began to cry
And, with no lie detector by their side,
They soon began to falsely testify
The Herd was lost and snide
Misfortune seemed their meme
They got trapped in a fairy-tale scheme
And then cried, and cried, and cried…
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way.

A day or two ago,
This story I must tell
The Herd went out on the snow,
And on their well-padded backsides they fell;
Mark Richt was riding by
On the shoulders of a touchdown sleigh he conceived,
He chuckled as they tried to crawl away and hide,
But he quickly sped away, loudly laughing all the way.
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way.

Now the ground is white
Go it while you're young,
Celebrate the real Canes fans
and sing this sleighing song every night.
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way.

Just get a bob-tailed running back and physical offensive line
Four point one as his forty speed, mean, quick and strong as their creed
Hitch them to Mark Richt’s offense
And crack! You'll always take the lead.
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way.

Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way.
Oh! What fun it is to ride
In a Mark Richt led touchdown machine beginning at 5:15 pm that snowy night!
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way.
Oh! what fun it is to ride
In a Mark Richt led touchdown machine beginning at 5:15 pm that snowy night!

Merry Christmas, and a good Pinstripe Bowl night to all!
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Oh my goodness. This requires an explanation.

Late last night Kenneth and Jontavious came over for some rubdowns. After Jontavious got his rubdown from Kenneth, it was my turn.

While I was preoccupied, Jontavious - being the jester he is - accessed my account and posted that picture.

I will not remove it, as I see some of you have found it funny.

However, I want to make it crystal clear I do not condone or endorse its vulgarity.
 
Oh my goodness. This requires an explanation.

Late last night Kenneth and Jontavious came over for some rubdowns. After Jontavious got his rubdown from Kenneth, it was my turn.

While I was preoccupied, Jontavious - being the jester he is - accessed my account and posted that picture.

I will not remove it, as I see some of you have found it funny.

However, I want to make it crystal clear I do not condone or endorse its vulgarity.
Ah I see. That certainly explains it! That is quite troublesome indeed. Did you enjoy your rubdown?
 
I think we are looking more like Baby It’s Cold Outside. We really should win, but baby it’s cold outside.
 
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You should do one for the 12 days of Christmas. I will help you get started.
1 home loss to dookey.
2 losses to whisky
3 career ending injuries
4 conference losses
5 expelled players
6 loss season
7th worst offense in the coastal
8 useless corches
Unranked since week 9
10 suspended players
11 disgruntled players
12 wasted games
 
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