Just picking a fight with the mope patrol.
In chapter 4, section 6, sub-section 22 of the How to Mope for Dummies: The Editor's Edition, it states, "It is unbecoming of a seasoned mope to accept, in part or whole, facts that directly or indirectly refute, invalidate, or otherwise not agree with one's mopery."
It goes on to say, " Pursuant to the bylaws and oaths taken by a fully accredited mope,
when faced with overwhelming and indisputable facts (as coorborated by no less than 4 other mopes who have achieved the level of full cuckhold), use Ad Hominem attacks on the author or anyone supporting the facts to distract from the facts at hand. After sufficiently dragging the slurper(s) (their words not mine), circle back to the initial mopery and continue on as if no facts were ever presented."
I had a long flight and my curiosity got the best of me