Randy didn't really make a mockery out of the English language, he simply butchered it. On occasion, it comes to my attention that the Queen's English is my second language. I don't have a first.
The real problem would be the alleged violating coaches still here. I think Randy really tried to run a clean operation here and I have high respect for him for that. But it only takes one or two rogue assistants cutting corners, and you're royally screwed and tattoo'd.
That's why it's critical to assemble a coaching crew and demand compliance, and then recruit not just talent, but kids who aren't prima donnas, gimme-gimme-gimme's, selfish-self-important-********, I'm-above-the-rules, and show-me-the-money types, and then stress every week if not every day on the dangers of playing fast and loose with the rules to these players.
You can't push just one button or even two. You have to push all the buttons all the time, and many of these problems will not even get a toe-hold.