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How is this possible with Florida speed. We don't do anything we'll. There isn't one thing the coaches can point to
 
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We don't have Florida speed. The Al-bortion forced the players to eat their way to "Fat Old White Person on an Electric Cart in Disney" Speed.

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Gransapo said:
We don't have Florida speed. The Al-bortion forced the players to eat their way to "Fat Old White Person on an Electric Cart in Disney" Speed.

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Hey, I am a Fat Old White Person, but the Rabbit Speed on my Go Go scooter is faster than Al's corn fed coal shovelers. Maybe those Disney scooters have speed regulators.
 
Walton is not even the 5th best at kick return yet is starting there smh. Coley would be 1 but would rather him being healthy for offense. Elder would be next. Burns obviously and Herb waters after that and berrios
 
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shannons special teams were ten times as good as goldens. that kick return against virginia by collier that one year was a thing of beauty. i have never seen a speical teams play like that under golden
 
Walton is not a burner and with Alf heading up the STs units, I'm not surprised his units aren't good.
 
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Gatorhater said:
Gransapo said:
We don't have Florida speed. The Al-bortion forced the players to eat their way to "Fat Old White Person on an Electric Cart in Disney" Speed.

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Hey, I am a Fat Old White Person, but the Rabbit Speed on my Go Go scooter is faster than Al's corn fed coal shovelers. Maybe those Disney scooters have speed regulators.
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I guarantee you stood a better chance against Dalvin Cook in your Go-Go scooter than our Fat-Fense did.
 
AUcane said:
Walton is not a burner and with Alf heading up the STs units, I'm not surprised his units aren't good.
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There is one guy that should be back there returning kickoffs:

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But the Al-bortion hasn't fattened him up enough yet.
 
Golden thinks he's got Burns returning kicks, he's puzzled why it's not working.
 
Golden wants our kick off and punt returners to catch the ball and fall down so nothing bad happens.

That is his mentality.
 
Fire the ST coach. That fix many areas that are not performing to UM standards.
 
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theu852 said:
shannons special teams were ten times as good as goldens. that kick return against virginia by collier that one year was a thing of beauty. i have never seen a speical teams play like that under golden
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you know he is not the coach anymore that the actully coaches the 8th best team in the country with a top 20 defense...

Yea I miss him too
 
Come to think of it, I can't remember the last time we had a kick returner see daylight. When is the last time we returned a kick passed our own 40?
 
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seems like everything miami used to be known for is gone, dangerous return men on special teams, dominant defensive linemen etc. the list goes on
 
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