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Shaq won’t get drafted if he leaves now.

I like something light and natural.

I do enjoy a nice tossed salad. Those can really hit the spot.

Oh no, friend. I love a nice breast.

What gerbil are you referring to, friend? Neither I or Kenneth own a gerbil.

Fantastic news, friends. Kenneth just informed me he has a nice helping of his trademark sausage stuffing leftover from Thanksgiving! It will go wonderfully with the chicken.

I’m thinking a juicy, succulent breast of chicken. Perhaps with a nice side of roasted potatoes and veggies. And of course a delicious glass of organic apple juice. :)

Kenneth just wrapped up. It was a great massage - as usual - but there was a funny moment towards the end. While massaging my buttocks, one of Kenneth’s fingers accidentally slipped into my rectal cavity! We shared a hearty laugh but oddly he did not remove his finger until I asked him to.

It’s time for my halftime massage from Kenneth!

I don’t understand what you’re trying to say.