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  1. UMFarArcher

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    I don't know. It's an old practice to keep the cattle from overgrazing on one field.
  2. UMFarArcher

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    They were out on the back 40 grazing.
  3. UMFarArcher

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    I know my life has changed. Got married - just got tired of finishing my own sentences . . . And apparently, I wasn't planning my days and weekends very efficiently. It's almost like I needed adult supervision.
  4. UMFarArcher

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    Because you're being truthful - and you're clever. Very clever, and I really like that! And because I know - me.
  5. UMFarArcher

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    That statement is a form of derision - implying I am the opposite of that. Like the "Tiny" nickname given to a truck of a man. Sarcasm. At it's finest. And admirably subtle. Trying to be agreeable to others' opinions is impossible - but ****ing off everyone with a different opinion is a...
  6. UMFarArcher

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    Oh ye of little faith . . . I've had a good number of Mods already jerk a knot in my a . . . butt - already. Best I can figure - persistence is the key . . .
  7. UMFarArcher

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    So. If I get in trouble here, which Mod should I try to "influence" with a fiddy? EDIT: Asking for a friend. EDIT #2: Not "influence," just - "fade a fiddy."
  8. UMFarArcher

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    Trying to remember . . . same year my picture went up on walls of Post Offices . . .
  9. UMFarArcher

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    At your command, Imperator.
  10. UMFarArcher

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    My Green Blazer is proudly hanging in my closet. And it didn't come from Augusta.
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