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Here's a shot of Beta Blake at his final press conference:

This one has been driving me nuts for years, it is an especially annoying myth. For lack of a more plausible explanation (you know, like TRUTH), I believe it arose from Beta Blake's laser-like focus on the Golden Canes and Golden Cane events. Beta Blake would put on his best clip-on tie and...

I am wearing sackcloth and ashes…

You do realize I was joking, right? I was expecting someone to point out that we don’t have a varsity hockey team. Also, I would wager that I’m one of the few people on this board who has actually seen the UM club hockey team multiple times.

Do GOATs call themselves GOAT? Besides LL Cool J, of course…

Beta Blake James was hired solely for the great job that he did with UM's varsity hockey team...

THANK YOU JESUS! THIS IS SOME BELATED PAYBACK FOR HAIL FLUTIE!!!

Another vote in agreement of this position. I've never understood why so many people want to crown a guy for "belatedly realizing the problem" and "staying the fvck out of the way while others fixed things", but we have a pretty big contingent of CIS types who wrongly want to erect a statue of...

I guess we've discovered another one of Blake's burner accounts. If you rearrange the letters in his log-in name, it spells Mainer 2004.

This was always a lie. He was never a good fundraiser.

Technically true. Because of him leaving...

He was good at giving rimjobs and extra tickets to Golden Canes...

You must donate a ton of money, because he treats most UM alums, ticket holders, and fans like garbage.

Respectfully...disagree... Here's the thing...nobody expects a UNIVERSITY PRESIDENT to be some kind of an athletics visionary. That is the role of the AD. To act as if Beta Blake was some poor, poor misguided soul who just needed some love and attention to blossom into a great AD is just...

Beta Blake will be right at home, BC has hockey just like Mankato State did...