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LOL at the new CTE get out of jail free card. Winslow was one of my all-time favorite Canes, but he was nuttier than squirrel **** when he was here. He even had a checkered history before he got here.

There are several forensic psychiatric hospitals in Florida.

After reading the most recent story, his picture should at least be in the hot tub room.

K2 is the Bizarro Michael Jackson raping all these old bitties.

Update: Forensics slowly chiseling through that giant DNA fossil they extricated from the Fallopian tubes of the 2003 victim are hearing a tiny munchkin voice echoing “I’m a soldier!” Things not looking good for the suddenly dapper K2.

That’s some old *** DNA. Did they pull a fossilized chunk of sperm out of that girl’s pookyak? Police lab in there chiseling that j1zz boulder.

Fat Albert ratted him out.

Is that the dude from Do the Humpty Hump?

Kellen went to that same dude that bleached Michael Jackso white. Kellen in the courtroom looking like a big albino.

I guess there’s some genius in raping 90 year old women after all. They can’t see and have horrible memories. Makes ID’ing the perp a chore and a half. This Winslow chap is an evil genius.

They need to take his shoe laces. He’s a prime candidate for swinging from a door **** status.

I was starting to think he was a really sick fck when I thought he banged an 86 year old. But the only two he went all in on were in their 50s. I doubt he could get hard enough to hammer an 86 year old. Gotta be dryer than a mouthful of alum on top of that.

I blame myself. When K2 and I were beating it together to Golden Girls reruns in 2005, I should have known something was wrong with him. I hope Matlock comes out of retirement and hangs the death penalty on him.