You're just making things up now. Those cookies can't actually exist! There are limits to deliciosity and those would seemingly push the bar so far that civilized society would implode upon itself!
Hahaha. Only dude ever to be cutoff from food at the Epcot Wine & Food Festival.
"Coach. No. We'll sell you all the booze you want but put that poutine down! Coach. No. I don't care what they let you do at Halloween Horror Nights...".