Agree with everything you said but just so this doesn't spiral too far- I was just joking. Puke has been screaming for the last 30 years for us to hire Trooper Taylor for every opening including university president.
TIFWIW- Uncle Puke is on Parler saying we hired Trooper Taylor as DC. He seems very excited. I'd screenshot it but I only access the site on a burner phone to keep the FBI away.