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I typically don't threaten to punch other men in the *** but you do you, playboy.

I regularly punch your mother right in the ****. Certainly nothing sexual because she's a hideous ogre that looks like a female version of Ed Orgeron but just to punish the vessel that provided you an entryway into this world. She seems to enjoy it nonetheless.

Haha. I always appreciate the live shots of Pat Riley sitting alone at Heat games in the Bubble wearing a mask upside down. Nah, I'm not that guy. I prefer as minimal interaction short of physical violence with the unwashed masses as possible.

Crippler Crossface in honor of the late great Chris Benoit.

Memorial Day weekend and on. As far as the punch, I'm willing to take that calculated risk. Gotta still live some semblance of a normal life! Not to mention that the thirst for violence isn't necessarily rooted in fear for my own health but more just an anger based upon the number of seniors...

I'm personally the type of individual that really has to restrain themselves from not punching your run of the mill cretin in the throat at Publix when they pull their mask down as soon as they get by the dude at the front door or walk around with their greasy nose completely exposed the whole...