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I think the NCAA faxed the denial to Miami of Ohio like 3 weeks ago and Helen the 78 yr old secretary there has it sitting on her desk as she contemplates whether it'd need one or two stamps to send it to us in the mail. That'd make more sense than the NCAA taking this long. Not that it'd...

He just spent $20 on a Powerball ticket. Joke will be on us when the next tweet is him in Monaco knee deep in tingy tang screaming "Eff the waiver!".