It would have been even funnier if the story ended with the recruit's mama going upside Harbaugh's head for scuffing her freshly polished hardwood floors.
This was really funny. I imagine Harbaugh saying, "F#ck your floor!" and jumping up and down on it.
https://www.al.com/alabamafootball/2020/08/former-georgia-star-isaiah-wilson-details-what-nick-saban-jim-harbaugh-did-to-lose-his-commitment.html