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  1. Dracula

    Nonsense Stats to Weird You Out

    I try. Off base: who's your favorite Gator and Nole to hate on?
  2. Dracula

    Nonsense Stats to Weird You Out

    Maybe Jameis Winston gave me crabs and I didn't know it.
  3. Dracula

    Nonsense Stats to Weird You Out

    Class list for incoming freshmen at Tallahassee: Child Abuse 101: Why the Little Shytes Deserve It Hygiene 105: Sometimes the Kitty Litter is All You Have History -32: Happiness is for Weenies
  4. Dracula

    Nonsense Stats to Weird You Out

    God, I wish I was on cocaine. I'm editing on a novel, and I came across the line "gold in the Thames." Gold-in. Ya know. So I felt all ragey. Instead of throwing myself out the window, I thought a healthier way to get it out was to put on some Static-X and put it down. But yes, there's more...
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    Nonsense Stats to Weird You Out

    1. .561 to .560. Al Golden has a higher winning percentage than Randy Shannon. * Within the letters "MARKDONOFRIO," one of the anagrams is "DOORMAN." 2. Jeff Stoutland had an undefeated record while head coach at Miami. * Jeff "OUTLAST"-ed the doorman. That's about as interesting as I...
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