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  1. Handsome Squidbum

    Forgive my lack of football knowledge….

    And that wasn't the ACC. Every referee back in the 80s didn't like the way UM played the game, and as new referees came in, they got told by the old guys, "those Miami kids are out of control. Keep a close eye on them". And so it doesn't matter what conference, UM is always going to get...
  2. Handsome Squidbum

    Forgive my lack of football knowledge….

    OK, let me give you another hypothetical. Let's say just after UM got the ball, a ref walked up to Cristobal and said, "Coach, I just want you to know I hate your thug program and your thug players. That said, I have to tip my hat to you because somehow you still have the lead despite us...
  3. Handsome Squidbum

    Forgive my lack of football knowledge….

    Running the dildoe gauntlet is a time-honored tradition.
  4. Handsome Squidbum

    Forgive my lack of football knowledge….

    That scenario isn't applicable. There is literally no way for the dildoes to get you once you've exited the hallway on the other side with your eyes still closed. If you choose to open your eyes while your running because you don't believe the dildoes are real, then my friend, that's on you.
  5. Handsome Squidbum

    Forgive my lack of football knowledge….

    Imagine you are in a situation where you could win a million dollars if you ran down a hallway 20 yards long. However that hallway is filled with angry-sounding, vibrating dildoes on both walls. There are only two conditions to win the million dollars. 1. You have to run with your eyes...
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