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It's the offseason and I'm bored, so I'm entertaining myself with a heel turn into The Stylin', profilin', limousine riding, jet flying, kiss-stealing, wheelin' n' dealin' son of a gun, Rick Flair of the Horsemen of the Mope-ocalypse. But no worries, Babyface TimeBum will return by the start...

1. I identify as Wario Cristobum now . Respect my pronouns 2. He's been a head coach for roughly 10 years. It might be his first year at Miami, but there is enough of a track record to establish patterns. Last season played out exactly as I expected based on Cristobal forcing a pro style...

First you say it's not fair to blame Salavea because they all share equal responsibilities, now your defense is they don't have equal responsibilities, so it's not fair to blame Salavea. And then the masterstroke. *chefs kiss* You pull out your trump card and say, "Its just too complex to...

What spin? So you are saying the DT recruiting failures since last year are equally the fault of Taylor and Salavea? Or 1/3 each if you include Wright? Ok, I accept that explanation. Wright is gone, Taylor is probably NFL bound before too long, so then there will still be one coach left who...

App State and Michigan State would have been the functional equivalents of Bama and UGA for the 2022 Cristobal Canes.

Like I said before, I'm not going to argue with you. There is no convincing someone who is emotionally invested in defending a person, as facts don't matter to you. So let's make a bet on an objective criteria and revisit this at this time next season. If Salavea still has an on-field...

* Since around March 6, 2023. Also, it looks to me like Taylor is primarily recruiting DEs that may be capable of playing DT in the future. The 0 and 1 technique guys are more for Salavea. Basically looks like a similar setup to what they had with Wright, except Taylor now has overall DL...

Allow me to summarize the conversation so far Me: Big Joe isn't recruiting DTs well but he recruits Polynesians at positions other than DT well Joe Bros: Yeah, well he recruits Polynesians at positions other than DT well Me: I literally just said that. He recruits at positions other...

You think if he was a defensive analyst for UM, any of that changes? His family relationship wasn't going to disappear.

I don't think this is a keep him or fire him situation. He certainly has value with recruiting Usos (but not DT-playing Usos for some reason) . He isn't great at DT recruiting. He also isnt currently in charge of DL game planning or on field practice (that's JTs job now). Functionally he is...

1. Whoville 2. Cristobal Just kidding. I don't hate the guy. As a fellow Cuban, I would like to see him succeed. I try to give constructive criticism and solutions. Big Joe recruits Mauigoas well but not DTs? Doesn't mean he has to be fired or has no value, he just isn't good at being a DT...

What does him being from Samoa have to do with anything? Malasadas are great. Everyone loves them. Are you insinuating he can't like them because he isn't from Hawaii? Also, you may not be aware of this, but there are lots of Polynesians in Hawaii and Salavea was the primary recruiter for...

Jason Taylor just recently became a college position coach. He is literally one of the best DEs in the history of the NFL. He gets a couple cycles to prove himself. Salavea , however, already had a reputation for being a poor DT recruiter and teacher at the college level. So far he has only...

Seriously though- as you said, several positions are being recruited better than ever. WR and QB troubles are understandable as Cristobal (perhaps unfairly) has a reputation of wanting a conservative offense that he will need to shed. Andre Dawson can help that so I won't be overly pessimistic...

Wario Cristobum's 2-step Instafix for DT Recruiting 1. Move Kamado Joe to Director of Polynesian Recruiting 2. Take all the monies and give it to Ed Orgeron to be the new DL Coach (Include lifetime passes to all S. Florida's finest gentlemen's clubs if he doesn't accept immediately)