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I blame their AD- Jack Smalldick. Dude is so punchable.

If you're a supposed "big boy/blue blood" and you think an OC is YOUR guy then $2 mil seems like it shouldn't remotely be an obstacle in today's CFB world. Ruiz probably drops more than that himself alone on Canes Hoops. It Notre Dame is having to pinch pennies then I have a solution.... ...

Hahaha! Hate to see it. Notre Dame is the new Little Sisters of the POOR! I (unfortunately) have to occasionally be around some Irish grad clowns. One of them was sooooo sure they were getting Ludwig as he mocked our search. These idiots are seriously going to end up interviewing Gattis or...

So Cribby has said it, so it will be! Gentlemen, we are getting Skip Holtz, Kevin Sumlin or we're bringing UM Golf legend and notorious swinger Todd Haley home!

Maybe he goes to too many coaches clinics? Know and considers tooooo many dudes? I'm sure that's probably not it but Mario from 10000 feet is a strange cat as a HC and actually would be one of the better coaches for someone to do a documentary or something on (not that they'd ever get the...

Working on behalf of a still living Janet Reno!

I'll allow it because I don't need the guy going into withdrawal and he'd need the energy as he keeps screaming that I have the wrong color a/v cables and that "autoprogram" should unlock all the channels.

Hahaha. If this goes past this Friday then I think we'd be completely credible in claiming that Mario died and that's either a body double, Luis Cristobal, or Ozzie Canseco posing as him in the next photos or video that emerge of the guy.

I'd pay a decent amount of money to have Mario come to my house and find the ACCN AND Bally Sports on my plethora of streaming services in under an hour.....and he can't take any breaks to check in on Jason Candle either.

What ruined her for me was two-fold. A) Probably contracting every version of hepatitis from Jesse James. And especially B) playing an SEC ****-waffle a little tooooo convincingly in The Blind (Bags on the) Side.

I'm mean technically Meatloaf doesn't have his money any longer either. I heard he took Dr. Rolovich's advice on immunology.

Haha. One of my all time favorite Pens.

No joke- I'd take Rick Tocchet at this point.

All I saw was your reply here and thought for a second that Mario was now reaching out to Norm Chow. Was about to go frost some ****tail glasses for a good ol' Fabuloso/Clorox Rum Runner.

Mario quickly forgot about his feelings for Jason after he lost himself in Shannon's luscious dimples.

Haha. Zo helping Mario finish the search...

Almost looks like an old man version of if Coley and Frenk had a kid.

Whoaaa. What a weird hire! Totally out of left field. An assistant coach from Wisky....hoops?! Was Shalala involved with input from freakin' Barry Alvarez?! Meet our new OC: Joe('s Stone) Krabbenhoft.

I've found that if you pull out your own scale during the deal that they tend to respect your appreciation for the details. Make sure you say "Measure twice, cut once....hopefully not with fentanyl, amirite?!" as you're checking those baggies that seem a little light.

I'm probably of a similar mindset about candidates that may take TOO much convincing to even consider the position. Funny thing about that though is Mario's legal middle name is actually "Indecisio". It was his tio's first name. Jokes aside, you'd think Mario being an elite recruiter would...