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  1. Tad Footeball

    CANES vs DUKE

    More like "We are Rollins or Stetson now" We need to stop pretending like the school is some great academic institution and that's where all the administration efforts, money, focus, etc have gone. Jesu Christo, FSU is right behind us in the latest rankings.
  2. Tad Footeball

    CANES vs DUKE

    Tyler Van Dyke is probably reconsidering that UConn offer.
  3. Tad Footeball

    CANES vs DUKE

    Put in Tate.
  4. Tad Footeball

    CANES vs DUKE

    Anyone that says otherwise needs a lobotomy performed with a butter knife. The effing media especially.
  5. Tad Footeball

    CANES vs DUKE

    It was alllllll a dream, bro. You banged your head hard when you thought Terry Porter actually threw a PI flag. You've been in a coma for almost two decades. We have 10 national championships. Oprah is President.
  6. Tad Footeball

    CANES vs DUKE

    Liberty is an early 9pt favorite in our bowel movement bowl. It'll rise to Liberty -14 when Blake says Manny's job is safe no matter what happens in the game. We lose by 21 to Jerry Falwell Jr's cabana boys.
  7. Tad Footeball

    CANES vs DUKE

    Jim Tressel as AD too. He's a cot**** college president right now.
  8. Tad Footeball

    CANES vs DUKE

    Exactly. Just a competent coach can occasionally make chicken salad out of chicken ****. A good one can frequently do it. We end up with effing corches that EXACERBATE our weaknesses.
  9. Tad Footeball

    CANES vs DUKE

    We're gonna find out shortly that Enos & Butch Barry have some blood feud and have just spent this entire season trying to guarantee that the other guy gets fired. That's really the only way to explain any of this. You have to intentionally try to suck this bad.
  10. Tad Footeball

    CANES vs DUKE

    Eric Wood really looks like another fat f*ck Eric that used to be on MTV. He almost had a heart attack during one season of The Challenge.
  11. Tad Footeball

    CANES vs DUKE

    His dream is to be in the middle of a human centipede consisting of Sabag and Greg Sankey. The Big Ten should formally excommunicate him.
  12. Tad Footeball

    CANES vs DUKE

    God bless em but some of our fans that travel a lot are legit effing cornballs.
  13. Tad Footeball

    CANES vs DUKE

    There was a brief moment of delusion on my part post-Louisville where I said that maybe if the trajectory of "improvement" held that I'd be willing to reassess the job that Botch Berry did this year. Someone should've just punched me in the throat.
  14. Tad Footeball

    CANES vs DUKE

    Botch da Gawd! The Lord of Gameday Corching.
  15. Tad Footeball

    CANES vs DUKE

    Brevin might as well transfer. Chaney Jr. decommit. Our offense is clearly the Burns/Mallory show! We back?
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