Me too dude, wife and I ordered the parmesan crusted snapper and washed it down with nice ritas. Looked everywhere for JJ to show him my U tattoos but no dice... better luck next time.
Dude, you can still save face here. Please tell us that you drank and did some other good shiit and you had this crazy dream last night. Or you can say that you svck at comedy and people took you for being serious.
Come on man... fix it.