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  1. Tad Footeball

    IPF- Progress Pics (OP Updated July 10)

    Unfortunately the proceedings have just moved from civil litigation to criminal court. We just found a body behind some highly flammable Vietnamese fake Gypsum he tried to install behind the gas range. We're not sure if it was a tenant he was fighting with about the rate of speed that electrical...
  2. Tad Footeball

    IPF- Progress Pics (OP Updated July 10)

    Exactly. The team not losing valuable practice time very shortly > Jess Simpson being able to take a morning dump at the IPF in a luxurious lavender scented restroom attached to the coaching office suites.
  3. Tad Footeball

    IPF- Progress Pics (OP Updated July 10)

    Since you won't reply to the attempts at contact by my attorneys I think I'll just give you an update here: Both tenants from <address redacted> are now hospitalized with severe pulmonary and nervous system issues and the team of physicians (led by Dr. Jack Ramsay) have stated conclusively that...
  4. Tad Footeball

    IPF- Progress Pics (OP Updated July 10)

    My tenants say that when they turn on the water on the kitchen faucet that all the toilets now flush simultaneously instead. Keep asking me why the new drywall is stamped with photos of Chairman Mao. Such a mess, bro.
  5. Tad Footeball

    IPF- Progress Pics (OP Updated July 10)

    Anyone know if the soft serve machine in the Hecht/Stanford Chartwells is operable over the summer? Also, any chance it has been cleaned since 1999? Asking for a friend......that used to stick his head directly under it after a few Zimas.
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