What Is A Louisville, And How Do They Football?

What Is A Louisville, And How Do They Football?

Dan E. Dangerously
Dan E. Dangerously

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Anybody not scarred when D'Nofrio coaching the defense must be bungee jumpers. I've his entire body of work and the numbers are mind numbing! In futility that is! His defensive stats bear the need for him to be stoned in the campus square, executed by firing squad on the practice fields, hung from an exotic tree, sunk by explosives Biscayne Bay to become an artificial reef....Ok I digress, but how can anyone go into a game against a good offense and be confident we can stop them. If D'nofrio was leading a company would you buy stock in the hopes it would rebound in the short term? His numbers are cancerous. I'm nervous as **** about this game and them being able to celebrate like they did against a far better gayters defense last year.
 
Louisville is fired about playing in this game, both the fans and players.

Miami fans aren't excited but since our seniors never won a bowl game, they SHOULD be pumped.

hope we don't come out flat like UFail last year

Beat Loserville

and I better not see those NW kids throwing up the 503 like Freeman

Why would they be repping Portland, Oregon?
 
Miami wins. Defense forces 3+ turnovers. Special teams take a punt or kick back. And Morris has a good game 350+ yards passing, 3 TDs. Miami holds Louisville to under 400 yards around 320-360 and after the game Golden goes to the sideline and laughs at Bridgewater and licks the tears off his face Cartman style.
 
The day our defense stops somebody is the day that Dorito is not on the sidelines. UL is fairly sophisticated offensively, which means they hang at least 40 on us. Can we score that much on them? Hope so, I'll be there, but I dont expect to win. I suspect it will be close and the defense will snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
 
The day our defense stops somebody is the day that Dorito is not on the sidelines. UL is fairly sophisticated offensively, which means they hang at least 40 on us. Can we score that much on them? Hope so, I'll be there, but I dont expect to win. I suspect it will be close and the defense will snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

You are talking about a team that put 24 points on Rutgers, 34 on USF, 20 on Houston, and 24 on Memphis? Not gonna happen, it was obvious that the defense was tired towards the end of the year. playing 30-40 mins of a game every week will do that to defenses. With the 4-5 weeks of rest and practice the defense will be much better IMO.
 
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The day our defense stops somebody is the day that Dorito is not on the sidelines. UL is fairly sophisticated offensively, which means they hang at least 40 on us. Can we score that much on them? Hope so, I'll be there, but I dont expect to win. I suspect it will be close and the defense will snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

You are talking about a team that put 24 points on Rutgers, 34 on USF, 20 on Houston, and 24 on Memphis? Not gonna happen, it was obvious that the defense was tired towards the end of the year. playing 30-40 mins of a game every week will do that to defenses. With the 4-5 weeks of rest and practice the defense will be much better IMO.

I dont believe you, but I admire your optimism.
 
Al Golden hasn't beaten anybody in a big game in his career and our defense hasn't stopped bad teams with bad quarterbacks...Teddy Bridgewater is going to be the 1st pick overall....I will be praying for our defense to not get embarrassed
 
They will score somewhere betwee 45-80 points. Just depends on how long their drives last...
 
The day our defense stops somebody is the day that Dorito is not on the sidelines. UL is fairly sophisticated offensively, which means they hang at least 40 on us. Can we score that much on them? Hope so, I'll be there, but I dont expect to win. I suspect it will be close and the defense will snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

You are talking about a team that put 24 points on Rutgers, 34 on USF, 20 on Houston, and 24 on Memphis? Not gonna happen, it was obvious that the defense was tired towards the end of the year. playing 30-40 mins of a game every week will do that to defenses. With the 4-5 weeks of rest and practice the defense will be much better IMO.

I dont believe you, but I admire your optimism.

Louisville scored 20 points and gained 300 yards aganist a Houston defense statistically worse than our flaming dump of a D, so objectively, this isn't going to be the epic blowout some are expecting.

Our D still sucks though.
 
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Our guys should be talking up playing big boy football. The only team Louisville faced that out muscled them was UCF and they lost to them.
We should outsize and out muscle them.
Tackle hard and block hard. Get to the QB often.
Turn the OL loose and pound them up front. That should soften them up for some explosive plays later.
Our weakness is the defensive front, so pray they turn it around. They will dink and dunk so tackle hard after the catch and make them think about it.
We should beat them 35 - 17 (that is should it will likely be closer)

GO CANES!!! BEAT Louisville!!!
 
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We should hammer this Loserville team. Turdy ****water will likely throw for 400 yards on us, but we should kill them. They're a fcking mirage.
 
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We better beat loserville cmon mane these dudes play with a potato in that conference and there games are in standard definition.
 
I expect someone on Louisville to get their longest _____ of the season.
 
LOL. Devante Parker is a good player, but he is no where near a level above any WR we have.

Louisville on Offense is a base 12 and 21 team. They want to establish the run and stay balanced. There best runs are Pin and Pull Stretch, Outside Zone, and Counter Weak. When they go to 11 personnel their best concept is a switch 4 verticals play out of 3x1. They are not complicated on offense and Teddy and his ability to get the ball in the right place quickly is what makes them elite.

I'd take him over Garrett Kidd....maybe
 
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LOL. Devante Parker is a good player, but he is no where near a level above any WR we have.

Louisville on Offense is a base 12 and 21 team. They want to establish the run and stay balanced. Their best runs are Pin and Pull Stretch, Outside Zone, and Counter Weak. When they go to 11 personnel their best concept is a switch 4 verticals play out of 3x1. They are not complicated on offense and Teddy and his ability to get the ball in the right place quickly is what makes them elite.

Teddy was a 7 on 7 star and he still plays that way.
He has to be shown that this is tackle football.
 
Al Golden hasn't beaten anybody in a big game in his career and our defense hasn't stopped bad teams with bad quarterbacks...Teddy Bridgewater is going to be the 1st pick overall....I will be praying for our defense to not get embarrassed

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I'll have to admit this article had me LOLing. Fun and to the point. We can take these guys. Let's kick their teeth in. A cardinal isn't supposed to have teeth anyways.
 
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