Official 2023 Official CIS End of Year Award: BIGGEST SLURPER

[TheOriginalCane]

Slurpers were functionally extinct after the GT game.

Yeah, I crossed the centerline and was driving on the Mope side of the road for a while.

If you saw my gameday texts with my undergrad/law friends over the past 20 years, you wouldn't be voting for me for "Slurper".

 

[TheOriginalCane]

These boys count losses as wins.


Same mother****ers that get a hug from a chick and claim thats the same as *******.

Yet another one of the bizarre myths you've created from your incel basement.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

On one hand, I am glad you are leading because of your loyalty to the school…

On the other, I think there should be a separate category for those that are MariBros vs MiamiBros…

I've said it before...as a UM alum...

 

[Angry Ibis]

He thinks mario is better than lane as a coach.

Let that sink in.

I think the honest distinction for TOC is that if we fired Mario at noon today and hired Lane....he would be rooting for Lane and Miami by Spring Ball.... may not like it, but he would accept it and start back on the pro-Miami march...

 

[TheOriginalCane]

He thinks mario is better than lane as a coach.

Let that sink in.

Never happened.

Now, then, Mario is and will always be a better UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI coach than Lane.

Because Lake is NEVER EVER EVER going to be the University of Miami coach.

No matter how many pussyboys on this board continue to shed tears and say rosaries for the Lane Train to run them over.

 

[Canestomp]

Need porsters to bring out their receipts. I want to be an informed voter. Anyone got any sauce from the Gameday threads?

 

[crossover22[]_[]]

Never happened.

Now, then, Mario is and will always be a better UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI coach than Lane.

Because Lake is NEVER EVER EVER going to be the University of Miami coach.

No matter how many pussyboys on this board continue to shed tears and say rosaries for the Lane Train to run them over.

Mario is the worst coach miami has ever had.



I can print receipts from the lane thread last season. No need to though.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

I think the honest distinction for TOC is that if we fired Mario at noon today and hired Lane....he would be rooting for Lane and Miami by Spring Ball.... may not like it, but he would accept it and start back on the pro-Miami march...

I mean...that's a pretty fair assessment...

Except for the part about hiring Lane. Which is never going to happen. So it's just a hypothetical thought exercise.

 

[bobbydigius]

@WaterburyCane if it’s only ten then fine but @nycane belongs in at least that top 5

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Things are looking very good for you my friend by the early poll results. But there are 6 days left in voting. A little early for a victory lap. Let's see some proper clock management. Don't Mario this one.

**** that nonsense, I have an insurmountable lead.

It is November 10, 1984, I'm Jimmy Johnson, and I have a 31-0 halftime lead, mother****ers!

 

[TheOriginalCane]

@TheOriginalCane is taking the end of the first quarter knee.

I can run 45 minutes off the clock.

I'm Catholic, I'm used to genuflecting. What happened to Mario, I have no idea.

 

[RVACane]

Oh, I did. Just to see the photoshopped gif.

I’ve got many at the ready.

 

[JD08]

I’ve got many at the ready.

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I wish I could vote more than once.

 

[JennStrawley’sBabyDaddy]

Need porsters to bring out their receipts. I want to be an informed voter. Anyone got any sauce from the Gameday threads?

 

[TheOriginalCane]

I’ve got many at the ready.

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It's close to midnight
And something evil's lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight
You see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream
But terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze
A moper looks you right between the eyes
You're paralyzed...


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[WaterburyCane]

@WaterburyCane if it’s only ten then fine but @nycane belongs in at least that top 5

 

[Angry Ibis]

@WaterburyCane if it’s only ten then fine but @nycane belongs in at least that top 5

He’s saving him for the most likely to act like an insider…

It’s a close race…

 

[JHallCanes]

Everyone debating the nominees and the criteria and you’re missing the part about how the committee just appeared under our noses

Stay distracted

 

[nycane]

@WaterburyCane if it’s only ten then fine but @nycane belongs in at least that top 5

if im in the same category as @Brooklyndee thats fine by me

 

[bobbydigius]

if im in the same category as @Brooklyndee thats fine by me

I couldnt think of a better response...