Where is Dan Autopen?

[who]

Wake up, take your fiber, and get us out of this conference. We need to get into the SEC / Big 10 invitational. No more pop tarts!

 

[Garnacho]

The guy wears a sweater everyday so I know he’s nowhere near Miami.

 

[coffeecane]

I thought we supposedly had a pro-sports President. Why is he letting Rad steal our money.

 

[who]

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