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Anything less than a 4-1 finish should be deemed unacceptable.
 
We will lose by double digits on the road. Bud Foster will dial up blitz packages Dorito has wet dreams about and confuse the absolute **** out of our true freshman QB and RG. Double A Gaps, A gap over under stunts, safety delays, nickel blitzes. Everything. We will fail to adjust, give the ball up a few times and probably shoot ourselves in the foot on special teams at least once. Our defense will give up 480 yards to a half retarded offense with a 4th string running back who will gain 130 yards against us and never crack 30 the rest of the year. They'll score 40 points on us and Al will blame our offense for turnovers and not executing even though they only had the ball 7 times. 41-24 and it's over by the 3rd quarter. Feel free to plug this in moving forward.
 
I don't know how Vag Tech beat Taint on the road. This team is just about as pedestrian and mediocre as I have seen them in a very long time. Brewer is garbage with no running game to support him and the WR corps outside 1 decent player(#18 I believe) is the definition of ordinary.

On the defensive side they have a few good players but outside of Fuller they hardly scare anyone. What they do have is solid coaching. Add to that the fact that they are coming off of a conference road loss and face us in Blackturd Thursday night. The point is that Flubberneck and Foster will have these kids ready to go. Foster is going to whip his D into a frenzy and have them looking for blood.

Meanwhile down in Coral Gables, Fat Al and his staff of retards will no doubt be hammering into our players how hard it is to win on the road and what a hostile environment it will be. Al is such a timid coward that he is already $hitting his khakis. I'm telling you guys right now if we get an early lead(let's say 10-0 1st qrt) he will shut the offense down and hope to sneak out with a win. That's what a spineless weasel this douchebag is. There is no reason that we shouldn't be able to go up there and beat them like they stole something but under Fat Al's leadership you know we won't.

The result of all this is that we will witness something truly magical Thursday night. All of a sudden the once mediocre VT offense will transform into the 2013 Denver Broncos while the average Tech defense will turn into the 2013 Seattle Seahawks.
 
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Anything less than a 4-1 finish should be deemed unacceptable.

Remember when anything less than the NC game was "unacceptable"?

Remember when people called for corches heads if we didn't win at least 10 games?

Remember when WTACCOGTFO?

Remember when can we just win the Corstal....once?

Remember when "Anything less than 8-4 is unacceptable!!!"...?


Enjoy the games today guysum.
 
That's what makes what we've "accomplished" under Al's tenure so frustrating. The reality is the ACC coastal is far from a juggernaut. It's not asking too much to win the **** division.
 
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