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VERY interesting statistical analysis of the game...

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We play very pedestrian because we go to the bland, most vanilla page of our playbook and call plays there. Your analysis has a bunch of confounding bias and translates better to your username than an actual stat.
 
So Miami beats every Atlantic Team its played? I can get behind that stat.

No reason to stop now I guess.
 
Welp there goes that! I guess I'll just sell my ticket to the game and come in to work instead. Anyone looking for a ticket?
 
Wow, maybe should just save the money on travel and let you guys play on both sides since you have so much depth and experience. We clearly have no chance. You must be very happy. So let me ask you, if you were a betting man, what odds would you give me if I take Miami with no points? 5-1?
 
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Corny_McPoo said:
Have someone give you a remedial primer on "statistical analysis."
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Don't get confused. This isn't a place for you to be condescending.

Especially when your dissertation comes down to premises like "let's boil down our common opponents to the GT game; where we both played at home."

You may have the advantage on Saturday, but it's not because you've played in "tougher environments" or have "more experience." It'll be because of what those guys wearing numbers do on the field with the plays the coaches put them in. Individual football games are won based on coaching/player match ups. The transitive property fails. If you care to bring a meaningful analysis of player or system match ups, perhaps it'd be a worthy read.
 
LuCane said:
Corny_McPoo said:
Have someone give you a remedial primer on "statistical analysis."
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Don't get confused. This isn't a place for you to be condescending.

Especially when your dissertation comes down to premises like "let's boil down our common opponents to the GT game; where we both played at home."

You may have the advantage on Saturday, but it's not because you've played in "tougher environments" or have "more experience." It'll be because of what those guys wearing numbers do on the field with the plays the coaches put them in. Individual football games are won based on coaching/player match ups. The transitive property fails. If you care to bring a meaningful analysis of player or system match ups, perhaps it'd be a worthy read.
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You tell Lu. I wan his money, well tiger boy, if I give your Clemson and take no points at all, will you give me 5-1 odds?
 
Wipe your *** with these stats. They will be completely meaningless come Saturday.
 
LuCane said:
Corny_McPoo said:
Have someone give you a remedial primer on "statistical analysis."
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Don't get confused. This isn't a place for you to be condescending.

Especially when your dissertation comes down to premises like "let's boil down our common opponents to the GT game; where we both played at home."

You may have the advantage on Saturday, but it's not because you've played in "tougher environments" or have "more experience." It'll be because of what those guys wearing numbers do on the field with the plays the coaches put them in. Individual football games are won based on coaching/player match ups. The transitive property fails. If you care to bring a meaningful analysis of player or system match ups, perhaps it'd be a worthy read.
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There's a lot more meat on those bones than just the GT game.
 
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valid said:
Wipe your *** with these stats. They will be completely meaningless come Saturday.
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Perhaps, but I'll be back to eat crow, if applicable, but I suspect you'll be as rare as a USuC grad at a job fair should my prediction come true.
 
Zbrod95 said:
Corny_McPoo said:
Zbrod95 said:
Corny_McPoo said:
Have someone give you a remedial primer on "statistical analysis."
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Has*
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[video]https://quipvid.com/watch/MxadP59B[/video]
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https://www.canesinsight.com/thread/canes/127406/5

Here’s what I did to the last guy who thought he “knew the difference” between the teams. You’re not as good as you think you are and your Offense is very flawed. Saturday is going to be really fun.
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We'll see.

Only one thing left to say to you in that case: spot the damned ball.
 
Corny_McPoo said:
Have someone give you a remedial primer on "statistical analysis."
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And you have someone get you an industrial sized bucket of Preparation H - you're gonna need it after we ream it out - but at least you'll have your stat sheets to wipe off the excess.


Edit: Is "Corney" in your name short for Cornhole?

Nasty! Nasty! Nasty!

GTFOH!
 
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