Turds catch a big break [Utah v UF game thread]

[insaneinthecane]

24-3 Utes!!

Early 3rd

 

[TheU1984]

G5 Billy looks defeated. One half into the season. Poor G5 Billy.

 

[TheU1984]

Man. You need points here to feel some good about yourself.

What a stupid fkn call G5 Billy.

 

[MPCane17]

hahahahahaha

Cribs - chances UF has a top 10 class come signing day?

Am I crazy in thinking it’s 0%?

 

[We the Boss]

Gator offense looks as good as ours last year.

 

[Canezum5]

As long as Mertz is under center, gator will not score. I think Utah will play bully ball and suffocate defensively. I took Utah and the points, which I don’t think covers now, but I wouldn’t be shocked if gator was held to about 200 yards. 23-16 type of game

Major props my guy. Good call. Good bet.

 

[Silentobserver]

Napier's seat is getting hotter.

Unfortunate; it would be nice to keep him up there a bit longer

 

[CTCanes]

Napier's seat is getting hotter.

Yup. Stricklin already working the phones one game into the season. Billy looks clueless.

 

[canecrazy23]

Mr Mojo Rising is a major loss for UU.

Taking Florida in this one.

 

[TriStarCane]

Major props my guy. Good call. Good bet.

This is the worst Florida roster I’ve seen maybe in my lifetime. Mertz wouldn’t start on some intramural teams I’ve seen. I am not sure they win 3 games this year. No playmakers and their fronts aren’t athletic. They would have lost 45-3 last night if Utah had their starters

 

[Notsince1985]

 

[TaylorWalls]

This is the worst Florida roster I’ve seen maybe in my lifetime. Mertz wouldn’t start on some intramural teams I’ve seen. I am not sure they win 3 games this year. No playmakers and their fronts aren’t athletic. They would have lost 45-3 last night if Utah had their starters

Yes. Slow, unathletic skill players, and soft in the trenches.

 

[itsdolphhh]

I had UFag projected at 4-8. They might actually be 2-10. McNeese & Charlotte will be Ws. South Carolina & Missouri will kick the **** out of them. I like Vandy to beat them too

 

[rok]

Luckily for me, I don't bet on sports! Stupidly I thought Florida might win with Rising out but holy **** does Florida suck. Also don't recognize anyone on that team anymore. It's almost sad.

 

[firstandcanes]

Luckily for me, I don't bet on sports! Stupidly I thought Florida might win with Rising out but holy **** does Florida suck. Also don't recognize anyone on that team anymore. It's almost sad.

There's a handful of programs that deserve to be ******, the gaytors are one of them.

 

[Page305]

I had UFag projected at 4-8. They might actually be 2-10. McNeese & Charlotte will be Ws. South Carolina & Missouri will kick the **** out of them. I like Vandy to beat them too

They should only win 2 BUT they'll win at least 4 games... McNeese and Charlotte are guaranteed and I just don't have faith in those other lower tier SEC schools to do their jobs.

 

[QuattroCane]

When Kirk said their defensive front looked big but essentially "unathletic" you could hear gator ***-holes puckering all over the state.
I couldn't help but wonder why the 400lb+ kid on uf keeps getting hyped, he can't move...at all.

 

[canefanforlife1]

When Kirk said their defensive front looked big but essentially "unathletic" you could hear gator ***-holes puckering all over the state.
I couldn't help but wonder why the 400lb+ kid on uf keeps getting hyped, he can't move...at all.

But but the turds swore he was better then LT