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Top 100 Gator Excuses for losing to Miami

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#99- Muschump was focused on recruting
#98 - Florida only shows up when its an SEC opponent
 
#97 - "We thought this was just a warm up game."
#96 - "Our quarterback failed to respawn after the first series."
 
#92 - "We lost the ball in the sun. Five times."
#91 - "We lost our concentration - someone was talking."
#90 - "The mid-day shadows were too deep to see."
 
#89 - "Derp derp derp"
#88 - "Miami has a bunch of convicts playing when they should be in jail."
#87 - "The fans were mean."
 
#85 - "When that Perryman hit our guy, we all felt it and were dizzy for the rest of the game."

#84 - "The cold front made us all stiff."

#83 - "If we'd have known they were that good, we'd have tried harder."
 
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#82: we were saving our real game plan for the SEC schedule.

#81: they're not our real rivals so we don't care as much as they do.

#80: someone stole drikel's lucky Jorts the night before the game.
 
#79 "Those guys in orange kept hitting us for no reason."

#78 "That girl in the fourth row had really big *******-es-es, and that's all I remember."

#77 "We thought it was Miami of Ohio!"
 
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#74 "The Refs kept getting in our way."

#73 "The Refs were blocking for them."

#72 "The Refs were compensating for the Ohio State call."

#71 "We kept throwing to the guys in Orange 'cause we thought they were ours."
 
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#74 They were piping in noise recorded from a USA-Brazil soccer match
#73 Our players had Jort burn
#72 Our players couldn't get pumped up cuz our band was up in the nosebleed section
 
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