CaneTheGaytors
Biletnikoff Award Winner
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Doritos defense can only be played by Skynet robots from the future - you have to make 1.2 million reads and be perfect in you execution. If you even hesitate for one second BOOM minimum 10 yard gain.
On the other hand, Coley's offense can only be played by time travelers, who travel to the advent of the forward pass and can dazzle defenses of that time with his elementary offense.
Golden can take himself and shovel his *** into a coal mine.
Great post! Sad but true.
