The U's image complex/fan perception



Our front office...

notice anything...

its chicago not miami.....fcking embarrassing

What's the context of that photo?
 
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Our front office...

notice anything...

its chicago not miami.....fcking embarrassing

What's the context of that photo?

Miami has more or less shifted their focus from being successful at football to being successful at Twitter. With no meaningful regular season victories or post-season successes to point to, UM has been reduced to just posting pictures of the weather. Alabama posts pictures of their national championship teams and Saban having unprotected *** with entire sororities while UM says, "Hey check out these ducks by Lake Osceola! #It'sAllAboutThedUcks."

When Golden gets fired, his replacement will be selected via a greased dart farted out of Shalala's ******** at a list of names 30ft. away. But Chrises Freet and Yandle have enlisted 37 top scientists from MIT, Oxford, Stanford and Harvard to develop the perfect hashtag to help #Rebrand&RenewTheU. This gang of dorks is soley interested in being treated like rock stars when they walk into some cornball "College Athletics Social Media Summit" in Tupelo, MS than just winning football games.
 


Our front office...

notice anything...

its chicago not miami.....fcking embarrassing

What's the context of that photo?

Miami has more or less shifted their focus from being successful at football to being successful at Twitter. With no meaningful regular season victories or post-season successes to point to, UM has been reduced to just posting pictures of the weather. Alabama posts pictures of their national championship teams and Saban having unprotected *** with entire sororities while UM says, "Hey check out these ducks by Lake Osceola! #It'sAllAboutThedUcks."

When Golden gets fired, his replacement will be selected via a greased dart farted out of Shalala's ******** at a list of names 30ft. away. But Chrises Freet and Yandle have enlisted 37 top scientists from MIT, Oxford, Stanford and Harvard to develop the perfect hashtag to help #Rebrand&RenewTheU. This gang of dorks is soley interested in being treated like rock stars when they walk into some cornball "College Athletics Social Media Summit" in Tupelo, MS than just winning football games.

LOL
 
When Golden gets fired, his replacement will be selected via a greased dart farted out of Shalala's ******** at a list of names 30ft. away. But Chrises Freet and Yandle have enlisted 37 top scientists from MIT, Oxford, Stanford and Harvard to develop the perfect hashtag to help #Rebrand&RenewTheU. This gang of dorks is soley interested in being treated like rock stars when they walk into some cornball "College Athletics Social Media Summit" in Tupelo, MS than just winning football games.

I agree - a little bit. But that's some funny ***** right there.
 


Our front office...

notice anything...

its chicago not miami.....fcking embarrassing

What's the context of that photo?

Miami has more or less shifted their focus from being successful at football to being successful at Twitter. With no meaningful regular season victories or post-season successes to point to, UM has been reduced to just posting pictures of the weather. Alabama posts pictures of their national championship teams and Saban having unprotected *** with entire sororities while UM says, "Hey check out these ducks by Lake Osceola! #It'sAllAboutThedUcks."

When Golden gets fired, his replacement will be selected via a greased dart farted out of Shalala's ******** at a list of names 30ft. away. But Chrises Freet and Yandle have enlisted 37 top scientists from MIT, Oxford, Stanford and Harvard to develop the perfect hashtag to help #Rebrand&RenewTheU. This gang of dorks is soley interested in being treated like rock stars when they walk into some cornball "College Athletics Social Media Summit" in Tupelo, MS than just winning football games.

You need a new shtick.
 


Our front office...

notice anything...

its chicago not miami.....fcking embarrassing

What's the context of that photo?

Miami has more or less shifted their focus from being successful at football to being successful at Twitter. With no meaningful regular season victories or post-season successes to point to, UM has been reduced to just posting pictures of the weather. Alabama posts pictures of their national championship teams and Saban having unprotected *** with entire sororities while UM says, "Hey check out these ducks by Lake Osceola! #It'sAllAboutThedUcks."

When Golden gets fired, his replacement will be selected via a greased dart farted out of Shalala's ******** at a list of names 30ft. away. But Chrises Freet and Yandle have enlisted 37 top scientists from MIT, Oxford, Stanford and Harvard to develop the perfect hashtag to help #Rebrand&RenewTheU. This gang of dorks is soley interested in being treated like rock stars when they walk into some cornball "College Athletics Social Media Summit" in Tupelo, MS than just winning football games.

You need a new shtick.

You saying I need to #rebrand and #renew my persona? #ThereIsOnlyOneRepub!
 
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