It was ******* Duke. DUKE. What do you not understand about that? We're supposed to beat them, we have more talent on our second string than their first. This isn't the Duke of last year either. So far they've played: Elon, Troy, Kansas, and Tulane. Not exactly on track to win the title, were they? By the way, since you must've missed the game, we let them hang around until deep in the 4th quarter. Wow, da U is back!
Save this shoving of anything up anyones *** except your own. Thanks.