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The ONE Thing Mario Hasn't Done. Yet.

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UMFarArcher

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Mario has done an unbelievable job in the little time he's been here. Every aspect of UM Football has now undergone a major douche - or if you prefer - ***** - and the entire UM Football world feels different - looks different - and will play different.

The best I can figure - the one major thing he's yet failed to grab - is a Shaolin Priest.

That Shaolin Priest can teach our DLine especially - lightning-fast leveraged hands and arms movement. To slam the wind out of opponent OLinemen - without effort, how to break the fingers that grasp your jersey, snapping the wrist - another option, holding the hand that grasps your jersey and quickly use the other hand to dislocate that shoulder, using knees as weapons to take them to ground, and finally -

The Five-Finger Death Touch.
 
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UMFarArcher said:
Mario has done an unbelievable job in the little time he's been here. Every aspect of UM Football has now undergone a major douche - or if you prefer - ***** - and the entire UM Football world feels different - looks different - and will play different.

The best I can figure - the one major thing he's yet failed to grab - is a Shaolin Priest.

That Shaolin Priest can teach our DLine especially - lightning-fast leveraged hands and arms movement. To slam the wind out of opponent OLinemen - without effort, how to break the fingers that grasp your jersey, snapping the wrist - another option, holding the hand that grasps your jersey and quickly use the other hand to dislocate that shoulder, using knees as weapons to take them to ground, and finally -

The Five-Finger Death Touch.
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I think we might all prefer the term "upgrade".
 
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UMFarArcher said:
Mario has done an unbelievable job in the little time he's been here. Every aspect of UM Football has now undergone a major douche - or if you prefer - ***** - and the entire UM Football world feels different - looks different - and will play different.

The best I can figure - the one major thing he's yet failed to grab - is a Shaolin Priest.

That Shaolin Priest can teach our DLine especially - lightning-fast leveraged hands and arms movement. To slam the wind out of opponent OLinemen - without effort, how to break the fingers that grasp your jersey, snapping the wrist - another option, holding the hand that grasps your jersey and quickly use the other hand to dislocate that shoulder, using knees as weapons to take them to ground, and finally -

The Five-Finger Death Touch.
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WTF? Oxy or percs? Only thing that can explain the zen.
 
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Flight tracker shows a PJ last week out of FTX to the Pagoda Forest in the Song Mountains of China. Word on the street is it's Ruiz's plane and Mario was onboard. Chess not checkers.
 
UMFarArcher said:
Mario has done an unbelievable job in the little time he's been here. Every aspect of UM Football has now undergone a major douche - or if you prefer - ***** - and the entire UM Football world feels different - looks different - and will play different.

The best I can figure - the one major thing he's yet failed to grab - is a Shaolin Priest.

That Shaolin Priest can teach our DLine especially - lightning-fast leveraged hands and arms movement. To slam the wind out of opponent … - without effort, how to break the fingers that grasp your jersey, snapping the wrist - another option, holding the hand that grasps your jersey and quickly use the other hand to dislocate that shoulder, using knees as weapons to take them to ground, and finally -

The Five-Finger Death Touch.
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Throwing up the W and the U are kinda similar...

WU-TANG!
 
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