Roy **** Mercer...

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Fellas, just having a few ****tails and they are strong so I apologize for my stupid posts tonight. Ready for some football Saturday!
donut queen.webp
 
That’ll cost us 45 yards minimum in personal fouls to start the game with these acc refs.
 
I gotta pet dancin horse named fifi, and you done made a mess of her pen. Now my wife Charlene is real upset about all this. I'm gonna come down there and collect me some $500 or somebody gonna git thar asses whoop'd.

By god!


F[]cking hysterical.

He was a jerky boy long before they were jerks.
 
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I’ma be on you like swarm of bees, son.
I’ll be on you like tooth rot on a crackhead LOLOLOL

I need you to write me a check or else ima whup your dad gum ***. just how big a boy are ya'?

It ain’t nothing for me to whup a mans ***
 
I was in the USMC when he was at his peak.
Roy D. “By God” Mercer was da gawd
 
Roy **** Mercer, “ I’m gonna come at you like a Spider Monkey” Flip that ***king coin.
 
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