Reality of Where We Are and ONE Path to Save the Season

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The reality of where this team is at leaves it with one, and I mean one path to the CFP. Unfortunately, in all too familiar fashion, a Mario Cristobal-led Hurricanes football team has suffered another November collapse. Last year, this team and coaching staff wasted the greatest QB in Hurricanes history, a once-in-a-generation talent. Now, this seam and staff are on the brink of wasting an elite defense, and another year. So why is this team in this situation, again? Three main reasons.

  • First, Mario Cristobal. The buck stops with the head coach, and this latest November collapse is par for the course under this regime. For the most part, this team does not adapt or change as the season goes on. As teams get more film on us, they see our tendencies and pounce. Additionally, Mario is - without a doubt - one of the worst gameday head coaches in CFB. He makes mid-90s Butch Davis look like a savant. From going into a shell, to wasting timeouts to being totally risk-averse, Mario never coaches to win, he coaches not to lose. It is inexcusable that, with a timeout and thirty seconds, Mario took a KNEE into OT. Again, playing not to lose. Additionally, Mario and staff do NOTHING to exploit opponent weaknesses. SMU had the worst secondary in CFB. What do we decide to do? Balanced attack. Where do we decide to run it? To the only good area of SMU's defense, their DL. We do nothing to make things easier for our guys. We always make things harder. Genuinely, I don't know how he fixes his gameday or gameplanning woes, other than to go completely hands off with the offense.

  • Second, Shannon Dawson and Alex Mirabal. The #2 in this regime, Mirabal is responsible for a solid OL and good recruiting. However, it is unacceptable that this OL reliably kills 2-3 offensive drives a game. Teams keep simulating the snap and we have no answer whatsoever. Make it make sense, because it doesn't. Don't even get me started on the run game, which is braindead and predictable. For Shannon Dawson, it's looking like Cam made him, not the other way around. He just has zero feel or consistency for playcalling. 4th and 1, and we do nothing creatively? No PA, no wrinkle at all? Just a predictable inside zone run.

  • Three, the players. Much has been expected of many, some have delivered and some have not whatsoever. As things currently stand, Elijah Lofton is the GOAT Green Tree All-American. A complete non-factor this season, besides all the hype. Jojo Trader is another one. Flashed last week, then avoided contact in route to a deflected int, which completely changed the momentum of this game. Go across the field and you'll find a ton of guys that just haven't done it.
So, putting aside why we are where we are, what do we need to do next. Well, to have any chance at the CFP, three things need to happen.

  1. Miami MUST win these next three games in blowouts. No ground and pound, not ten-point wins. We need 20-point blowouts at minimum.

  2. Miami MUST get a solid win against a ranked Pitt at the end of the year.

  3. Mario MUST coach to win, not coach to not lose.
All in all, I have little faith this staff or team can win four straight. Mario has shown zero ability to adapt in season, and I genuinely expect to see more of the same. Even if we win our next three, I (again) have no faith that we won't completely **** the bed at Pitt. With this staff, we have to see it to believe it. And as of now, they've given us no reason to believe them.
 
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Mario isn’t changing ****. Let’s be real. World’s most conservative coach isn’t going to change his approach 2/3 of the way through the season. He lost a game to Louisville and changed nothing. Mario can look tough and flex all week but every single game on the sidelines he coaches like he has a 10 pound dump in his diaper and it shows on his face.
 
Mario isn’t changing ****. Let’s be real. World’s most conservative coach isn’t going to change his approach 2/3 of the way through the season. He lost a game to Louisville and changed nothing. Mario can look tough and flex all week but every single game on the sidelines he coaches like he has a 10 pound dump in his diaper and it shows on his face.
I don't think he will change. He'll harp on execution. We won't execute, and he'll rinse and repeat. He does nothing to put our guys in a position to win. The epitome of jamming a square peg into a round hole.
 
Wow. This was not what I expected.

I thought the solution to reaching the playoffs was contracts to whack the coaching staffs of everyone in front of us.

Didn't see that coming . . .

Mario won't even change his drawers, much less his pre-historic approach to football.
 
Wow. This was not what I expected.

I thought the solution to reaching the playoffs was contracts to whack the coaching staffs of everyone in front of us.

Didn't see that coming . . .

Mario won't even change his drawers, much less his pre-historic approach to football.
Why would he? There are some lucky shart stains in them.

Everyone knows how superstitious sports can be.
 
You guys just need to accept that mario will never make the playoffs here. Being one of the top 12 teams in the country is just too much to ask of a man making $8 mil a year with a top 10 NIL budget.
 
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I don't think he will change. He'll harp on execution. We won't execute, and he'll rinse and repeat. He does nothing to put our guys in a position to win. The epitome of jamming a square peg into a round hole.
Yeah he’s just going to keep assuming I built this the right way it will work if we execute
 
Wow. This was not what I expected.

I thought the solution to reaching the playoffs was contracts to whack the coaching staffs of everyone in front of us.

Didn't see that coming . . .

Mario won't even change his drawers, much less his pre-historic approach to football.
They would still out coach us! 😂
 
Yeah he’s just going to keep assuming I built this the right way it will work if we execute
Yep. Zero effort to just makes things easier schematically. Instead of saying, "hey, our guys aren't executing so lets shake things up," his approach is "hey, if our guys just executed on 2 out of 10 plays they didn't we win." Don't change, just execute...
 
Wow. This was not what I expected.

I thought the solution to reaching the playoffs was contracts to whack the coaching staffs of everyone in front of us.

Didn't see that coming . . .

Mario won't even change his drawers, much less his pre-historic approach to football.
The short answer is simple: Let it RIP!
 
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Don’t fool yourself. You can rearrange the chairs all you like.

We all know what needs to happen for this program to get on track.
 
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