Punting--Miami Is Looking In The Wrong Country

[Empirical Cane]

https://syndication.bleacherreport....t-punter-whos-seattles-secret-weapon.amp.html


I've been saying this for years. Miami needs to buy a multi-leg ticket for Hartley to Sydney and Christ Church.

They grow 10yr old GIRLS who can outkick any NCAA punter let alone the boy magicians on the semi-pro U17 Aussie Rules and Rugby League teams.

Call ProKick tommorrow. It isn't that hard.

 

[Cane Dynasty]

@kendallcanes has been preaching this for years.

I agree 100%. There are zero excuses not to have a beast back there these days.

 

[Cribby]

The crocodile hunter and crocodile Dundee could out punt our punters. And one of those guy are dead .

 

[EL U]

We are Miami the capital of Latin America. Surely we can go into a Brazilian favala and grab a converted soccer player.

 

[Cane Dynasty]

We are Miami the capital of Latin America. Surely we can go into a Brazilian favala and grab a converted soccer player.

Soccer players generally make better kickers than punters.

Those Aussies are the other way around.

 

[Southern Oz]

I think I’m one of the few aussies on here, but yes. Pro kick in Melbourne has produced the last 5 or maybe 6 ray guy award winners. I love watching our boys punt, but it’s what we do down here. If I had eligibility I would fly over right now and try out for the canes.

 

[Cane Dynasty]

I think I’m one of the few aussies on here, but yes. Pro kick in Melbourne has produced the last 5 or maybe 6 ray guy award winners. I love watching our boys punt, but it’s what we do down here. If I had eligibility I would fly over right now and try out for the canes.

Send your son soon as he's old enough!

 

[hoover437]

LSU always has a Aussie booming it for them

 

[Southern Oz]

Send your son soon as he's old enough!

I’m a little way away yet mate. The kicker at Colorado is a little older than me, so maybe I still have a shot. The hamstring flexibility is not what it once was though

 

[Mikeiavelli]

I was thinking the same thing about recruiting in Guam and the South pacific for linemen

 

[TheMatador]

How about Greece? Somebody said in another thread we had a lot of Greeks in school. I asked about Italians, Spaniards, and Roumamians, but nobody's answered me. (But I can't find the thread, so maybe they did). Maybe I should ask about Australians and Brazilians (though I'm not partial to their women's waxes, since I'm old fashioned).

 

[Swampcity]

Whose punting for us tomorrow?

 

[Empirical Cane]

...(though I'm not partial to their women's waxes, since I'm old fashioned).

Sometimes you gotta go full Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

 

[Empirical Cane]

Let's get a Kiwi, add a little latino ahora! flair to the Haka (BAD F[]CKING A$$ BTW), watch 60yd punts get dropped on the 1" line right off the sideline.

Let defense eat.

Bonus: Hartley can play cuddle-cuddle with a Koala on a jaunt over to the Gold Coast.

That's Gold!

 

[iLoveTDs]

And it’s not just punting that’s a problem. Entire special teams is dog****.

New ST Coach is needed more than any other position atm.

 

[TheMatador]

The crocodile hunter and crocodile Dundee could out punt our punters. And one of those guy are dead .

Nothing wrong with that. I've advocating Saban--Lou Saban--for OC. And Sonny Hirsch back in the booth.