PJ Fleck and Gophers Allegations

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You know who has a BIG bank system?

@Paranos drop the knowledge.


This is @Paranos favorite rapper...

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Well, I'm imp the dimp, the ladies pimp
The women fight for my delight

But I'm the grandmaster with the three MCs
That shock the house for the young ladies

And when you come inside into the front
You do the freak, spank, and do the bump
And when the sucker MCs try to prove a point
We're treacherous trio, we're the serious joint

A-from sun-to-sun and from day-to-day
I sit down and write a brand new rhyme
Because they say that miracles never cease
I've created a devastating masterpiece
I'm gonna rock the mic till you can't resist
Everybody, I say, it goes like this:

Well, I was comin' home late one dark afternoon
A reporter stopped me for a interview
She said she's heard stories and she's heard fables
That I'm vicious on the mic and the turntables

This young reporter, I did adore
So I rocked a vicious rhyme like I never did before
She said, "****, fly guy, I'm in love with you!
The Cassanova legend must have been true!"
I said, "By the way, baby, what's your name?"
Said, "I go by the name of Lois Lane

And you could be my boyfriend, you surely can
Just let me quit my boyfriend called Superman"
I said, "He's a fairy, I do suppose
Flyin' through the air in pantyhose

He may be very **** or even cute
But he looks like a sucker in a blue and red suit"
I said, "You need a man who's got finesse
And his whole name across his chest

He may be able to fly all through the night
But can he rock a party till the early light?
He can't satisfy you with his little worm
But I can bust you out with my super sperm!"


I gon' do it, I gon' do it
I gon' do it, do it, do it
And I'm here, and I'm there
I'm Big Bank Hank, I'm everywhere

Just throw your hands up in the air
And party hardy like you just don't care
Let's do it, don't stop y'all
A-tick a-tock, y'all, you don't stop!

Go hotel, motel, what you gonna do today? (Say what?)
I'm gonna get a fly girl, gonna get some spank, drive off in a def OJ
Everybody go hotel, motel, Holiday Inn

You say, if your girl starts actin' up then you take her friend

I say skip, dive, what can I say?
I can't fit em all inside my OJ
So I just take half and bust them out
I give the rest to Master Gee so he could shock the house
 
A bounty system in a football locker room? You don't say, I have never heard of that, that is outrageous.

(hint: sarcasm)
 
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“Money in the bank” is a term used across CFB and the NFL as well. Simply put….the better you are, the more you can get away with. Fleck is a weird cat, but this is a non-story honestly lol.

The “Fleck Book” I got nothing for that though lol, tf.
To be fair, Jimmy Johnson said the same thing as well, something to the effect of "if a 5th round offensive lineman fell asleep during a team meeting, he's out of here. If Dan Marino did, I'd have someone nudge him awake."

Money in the Bank to me means:

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