OT: Nick Saban Tells "Deez Nuts" Jokes

[RedPill Stepdad]

Good read. Let's you see a different side of Nick Saban aka "Satan". I see Manny being relatable to the players too. He's already social media savvy.

 

[kccanefan]

 

[PCBcanefan]

Very insightful

 

[RedPill Stepdad]

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[kryptonite]

Good read. Let's you see a different side of Nick Saban aka "Satan". I see Manny being relatable to the players too. He's already social media savvy.

Hey thanks man! Now I see I've been wrong about the old guy this whole time. Turns out he's a happy-go-lucky prankster in disguise. Know what? I'm gonna be a bama fan like you! Which bama board would you say is the best?

 

[JD08]

I hear Stalin was a riot at parties.

 

[RedPill Stepdad]

Hey thanks man! Now I see I've been wrong about the old guy this whole time. Turns out he's a happy-go-lucky prankster in disguise. Know what? I'm gonna be a bama fan like you! Which bama board would you say is the best?

Cool story, bro.

 

[kryptonite]

Cool story, bro.

Not as cool as that heartwarming tale about saban being an actual human person under his murder-bot exterior.

 

[Shooter McGavin]

Have you ever been to Aldi?

All deez nuts

 

[linesniper]

Doesnt take away from the fact he's a first class control freak prick that nobody enjoys working for. But yea deeez nuttz...

 

[RedPill Stepdad]

Doesnt take away from the fact he's a first class control freak prick that nobody enjoys working for. But yea deeez nuttz...

Whether u enjoy working for him or not that doesn't take away from the fact you'll leave out of there with a P5 offer to coach somewhere else.

 

[RedPill Stepdad]

Have you ever been to Aldi?

All deez nuts

Have u seen that new recruit Phillip we are trying to get?

Phillip on DEEZ NUTS

 

[caneballza]

Basically Saban has big nuts and CMR has a vag

 

[MedleyCane]

Good read. Let's you see a different side of Nick Saban aka "Satan". I see Manny being relatable to the players too. He's already social media savvy.

You know what side of Saban I'm dying to see?
Him laying in a ***** and blood soaked bed in a Havana hospital, writhing in pain, spewing vomit and power spraying diarrhea.
Two minute YouTube video will suffice.

 

[Alien]

Basically Saban has big nuts and CMR has a vag

No richts nuts receded up into his groin when he got fired from UGA

 

[1mg of Epi]

No richts nuts receded up into his groin when he got fired from UGA

Happened 5 years prior the the firing

 

[TheMatador]

You know what side of Saban I'm dying to see?
Him laying in a ***** and blood soaked bed in a Havana hospital, writhing in pain, spewing vomit and power spraying diarrhea.
Two minute YouTube video will suffice.

Michael Moore says Cuba has better health care than the US. Do you believe him?

 

[Negro-Wan Kanobi]

Good read. Let's you see a different side of Nick Saban aka "Satan". I see Manny being relatable to the players too. He's already social media savvy.

They don't have the emoji.

 

[CaneBoiFL]

Dumb read. Also Why is this even posted here?

 

[Bipolarcane]

What your saying is all we need is manny to start saying deez nuts jokes and we will win a ship. Come on manny you heard the man.