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They have to had been players or coached at Miami but you have to give two of the coaching jobs to Al Golden, D’Onfrio, Patrix Nix, Randy Shannon, Coker or Coley. Only one coach outside of Miami

The Goal is to get to 11 wins

Defensive Coordinator- Randy Shannon
Offensive Coordinator- Will gamble with Dorsey

LB Coach - John Vilma (could he be a DC?)
Secondary Coach- Ed Reed
D Line Coach- C Campbell

QB Coach- Coley
RB Coach- Clinton Portis
Tight ends Coach- Golden

Head Coach- Chip Kelly

WR Coach- Reggie Wayne

Online Coach- McKinney
 
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It's the Suckometer intern.

Job Decription: Count how many plays wasted by FB/RB dives. Also calculate how many playmakers were wide open in space, but ball thrown towards 3 converging defenders.
 
ToiletWater said:
They have to had been players or coached at Miami but you have to give two of the coaching jobs to Al Golden, D’Onfrio, Patrix Nix, Randy Shannon, Coker or Coley. Only one coach outside of Miami

The Goal is to get to 11 wins

Defensive Coordinator- Randy Shannon
Offensive Coordinator- Will gamble with Dorsey

LB Coach - John Vilma (could he be a DC?)
Secondary Coach- Ed Reed
D Line Coach- C Campbell

QB Coach- Coley
RB Coach- Clinton Portis
Tight ends Coach- Golden

Head Coach- Chip Kelly

WR Coach- Reggie Wayne

Online Coach- McKinney
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Keep posting you're almost there
 
I have an ingrown hair in my groin area.

Anyone have any life hacks for this kind of situation?
 
Rick's plan:
Defensive Coordinator- Rick's cousin
Offensive Coordinator- Rick's son

LB Coach - Rick's 2nd cousin
Secondary Coach- Rick's grandson
D Line Coach- Meat Cleaver Weaver's nephew

QB Coach- Malik Rosier
RB Coach- Rick's wife
Tight ends Coach- Physical Therapist

Head Coach- Rick and his slow mo playbook

WR Coach- Open position. Playbook doesn't include plays to WR

Online Coach- Rick's fat Uncle Rick
 
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ToiletWater said:
They have to had been players or coached at Miami but you have to give two of the coaching jobs to Al Golden, D’Onfrio, Patrix Nix, Randy Shannon, Coker or Coley. Only one coach outside of Miami

The Goal is to get to 11 wins

Defensive Coordinator- Randy Shannon
Offensive Coordinator- Will gamble with Dorsey

LB Coach - John Vilma (could he be a DC?)
Secondary Coach- Ed Reed
D Line Coach- C Campbell

QB Coach- Coley
RB Coach- Clinton Portis
Tight ends Coach- Golden

Head Coach- Chip Kelly

WR Coach- Reggie Wayne

Online Coach- McKinney
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I hate you
 
ToiletWater said:
They have to had been players or coached at Miami but you have to give two of the coaching jobs to Al Golden, D’Onfrio, Patrix Nix, Randy Shannon, Coker or Coley. Only one coach outside of Miami

The Goal is to get to 11 wins

Defensive Coordinator- Randy Shannon
Offensive Coordinator- Will gamble with Dorsey

LB Coach - John Vilma (could he be a DC?)
Secondary Coach- Ed Reed
D Line Coach- C Campbell

QB Coach- Coley
RB Coach- Clinton Portis
Tight ends Coach- Golden

Head Coach- Chip Kelly

WR Coach- Reggie Wayne

Online Coach- McKinney
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By your rules I’m confused how Chip Kelly fits. No ties to Miami.
 
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It's the Suckometer intern.

Job Decription: Count how many plays wasted by FB/RB dives. Also calculate how many playmakers were wide open in space, but ball thrown towards 3 converging defenders.
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You forgot the balls that bounce the ground in front of receiver.
 
Stacey Coley would be a good QB coach.

‘Throw the ball to the receiver where he can catch it’.
 
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