New Chains for The New Coach Manny to play with...

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After watching that first game, I'm all in with the new chains (The New "305" TO Chain and TD rings were dope). But I have a couple more bling suggestions for The New Coach Manny if we really want to be taken seriously this year.

The "Another F*cking Delay of Game! Chain".

Gold Canes 305 Pocket Watch and Chain copy.webp






The "What The F*ck! Another False Start Chain" *
Gold Canes Starter 305 cal Pistol and Chain copy.webp




* it's a starter pistol with no real bullets, so don't freak the f out.



The "Not Another F*cking Sack! Chain". This one will require an extra long chain since it may have to be shared on the sidelines by the O line, QB and The New OC. *

Gold Canes 305 Sack Bag and Ribbon copy.webp


* chain is not depicted here. Sorry.
 
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After watching that first game, I'm all in with the new chains (The New "305" TO Chain and TD rings were dope). But I have a couple more bling suggestions for The New Coach Manny if we really want to be taken seriously this year.

The "Another F*cking Delay of Game! Chain".

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The "What The F*ck! Another False Start Chain" *
View attachment 95601



* it's a starter pistol with no real bullets, so don't freak the f out.



The "Not Another F*cking Sack! Chain". This one will require an extra long chain since it may have to be shared on the sidelines by the O line, QB and The New OC. *

View attachment 95602

* chain is not depicted here. Sorry.

Somebody show this to Manny. Drop the bling till after we win a game.
 
I do like these and would also suggest a dunce cap for:

-dropped touchdowns (Jordan & Thomas)
-muffed punts (Thomas)
-bad shotgun snaps (Gaynor)
-personal fouls (Blades)
-missed chip-shot FGs (Baxa)

If you commit an egregious error you have to sit on a wooden stool facing the crowd while wearing a giant gold dunce cap.
 
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After watching that first game, I'm all in with the new chains (The New "305" TO Chain and TD rings were dope). But I have a couple more bling suggestions for The New Coach Manny if we really want to be taken seriously this year.

The "Another F*cking Delay of Game! Chain".

View attachment 95598





The "What The F*ck! Another False Start Chain" *
View attachment 95601



* it's a starter pistol with no real bullets, so don't freak the f out.



The "Not Another F*cking Sack! Chain". This one will require an extra long chain since it may have to be shared on the sidelines by the O line, QB and The New OC. *

View attachment 95602

* chain is not depicted here. Sorry.

LMAO the false start chain killed me.

Do we have a shotgun chain? So Enos calls more shotgun formations.
 
After watching that first game, I'm all in with the new chains (The New "305" TO Chain and TD rings were dope). But I have a couple more bling suggestions for The New Coach Manny if we really want to be taken seriously this year.

The "Another F*cking Delay of Game! Chain".

View attachment 95598





The "What The F*ck! Another False Start Chain" *
View attachment 95601



* it's a starter pistol with no real bullets, so don't freak the f out.



The "Not Another F*cking Sack! Chain". This one will require an extra long chain since it may have to be shared on the sidelines by the O line, QB and The New OC. *

View attachment 95602

* chain is not depicted here. Sorry.
What's the prize for starting a stupid thread bashing the Canes?
So sorry to hurt your feelings. Some of us, who are older than 12, are motivated by stupid sh*t like the final score and winning the game. If you’re man enough to play with jewelry as part of your “game”, you have to be man enough to take it when you lose. You think I’m wrong? Lighten up.
 
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Well this thread was useful in the fact that I got to see a Maoist public humiliation photo, allowed someone to take advantage of the opportunity to declare to the entire internet that they conceal carry, and watch more baseball than I have in 12 years because of how boring and uninteresting the sport is.
 
So sorry to hurt your feelings. Some of us, who are older than 12, are motivated by stupid sh*t like the final score and winning the game. If you’re man enough to play with jewelry as part of your “game”, you have to be man enough to take it when you lose. You think I’m wrong? Lighten up.
You're not hurting my feelings. I'm just curious if you got those pics from a UF or FSU site.

Personally, I couldn't care less about which uniforms, shoes or bling the team wears. So if you want to make fun or point out negatives, you go right ahead. It says more about you than me.
 
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